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Topic: Grumpy Old Men
Gummiente Joined Thu 03/17/16 Posts: 151	Mon 03/28/16 05:41 PM
He was the ex's Hall Pass. Some people talk dirty to their partners to spice things up in bed every once in a while. All I had to do was find a movie with Sam Elliot in it, play it just before we went to bed, then mimic his accent and talk to her as we hit the sheets. Turned her into a maniac every time. Funny thing, though, is that she always kept her eyes closed.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Mon 03/28/16 05:47 PM
couples talk dirty to each other? well now I had no idea man Gum if somebody started talking in voices to me knowing my degree I would probably recommend a psych evaluation

Gummiente Joined Thu 03/17/16 Posts: 151	Mon 03/28/16 05:53 PM
couples talk dirty to each other? well now I had no idea man Gum if somebody started talking in voices to me knowing my degree I would probably recommend a psych evaluation Haaaahahaha... y'all best pray we never meet, then. I can do some pretty good Southern, German, French and Russian accents. You'd have me committed in no time.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Mon 03/28/16 05:58 PM
mmmmmm...if you and I met how do you know that's what I would spend my time doing? might find it amusing

Gummiente Joined Thu 03/17/16 Posts: 151	Mon 03/28/16 06:02 PM
Things to be grumpy about (cont'd): 12. Realising that your local pharmacy's prescription hotline and your Dr's office numbers are in the contact lists of your home phone, cell phone, computer, tablet and on a piece of paper in your wallet, but you have to consult the phone book for the number of the nearest pizza joint.

Gummiente Joined Thu 03/17/16 Posts: 151	Mon 03/28/16 06:05 PM
might find it amusing You probably would. I like to torment waitresses and CSR's by using a different accent every time they talk to me. And I just love to diss all the people walking by. I'm pretty sure my death will come about as a direct result from being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Mon 03/28/16 07:00 PM
no worries grump away

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Mon 03/28/16 07:10 PM
It's a young mans world... But I got to keep trying....

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Mon 03/28/16 08:00 PM
Hate when that happens..

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Tue 03/29/16 05:22 AM
started a light hearted thread for banter and fun just for the helluva it found out the only ones actually posting in are ....just grumpy

RustyKitty Joined Fri 05/15/15 Posts: 1601	Tue 03/29/16 07:27 AM
I understand that this is a light-hearted thread.. however.. I could, in no way, stand to be around someone who complains constantly about anything... like a 'debbie downer'.. personally I like to be around cheerful, upbeat type of persons.., the glass is half-full, not half-empty..

Gummiente Joined Thu 03/17/16 Posts: 151	Tue 03/29/16 07:28 AM
started a light hearted thread for banter and fun just for the helluva it found out the only ones actually posting in are ....just grumpy Aw, c'mon... I'm having fun in here.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Tue 03/29/16 03:32 PM
fantastic you're hired take over

Gummiente Joined Thu 03/17/16 Posts: 151	Tue 03/29/16 04:07 PM


NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Tue 03/29/16 04:58 PM
Don't give me that Missy, I know more about the internet's than you think I do..

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Tue 03/29/16 06:47 PM Edited by TMommy on Tue 03/29/16 06:49 PM
well ya know mister man if your stringent standards weren't so high on who can send ya messages...

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Tue 03/29/16 07:00 PM
i know my glass is less than half full, but that don't mean i'm not gonna enjoy drinking the rest of it..... cheers....

adivorcedone Joined Wed 08/12/15 Posts: 7591	Tue 03/29/16 07:16 PM
I understand that this is a light-hearted thread.. however.. I could, in no way, stand to be around someone who complains constantly about anything... like a 'debbie downer'.. personally I like to be around cheerful, upbeat type of persons.., the glass is half-full, not half-empty.. Does not matter half full or half empty , the point is it can be re-filled...I am with you..again...on this one, though I have been seen lurking around outside this roommmm...never went in on purpose...lol...

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Wed 03/30/16 04:26 PM
Funny how?? Not on the food network..

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Thu 03/31/16 08:38 AM
I understand that this is a light-hearted thread.. however.. I could, in no way, stand to be around someone who complains constantly about anything... like a 'debbie downer'.. personally I like to be around cheerful, upbeat type of persons.., the glass is half-full, not half-empty.. I also couldn't be around someone who constantly complains. I also could not be around someone that never takes things seriously. Life isn't always cheerful or fun. Finding balance is the key to being happy.