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Edited by
TMommy
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Fri 03/25/16 06:39 PM
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OMG, she is the ultimate redhead. I've had a crush on her for years. |
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well of course you have been
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ok back on track
things to be grumpy about or how to be a grumpy old man 101 go! |
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Never bump into a red head with green eyes...the ultimate drop dead gorgeous look....hmmm...just saying....
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Things To Be Grumpy About:
1. All your favourite music is in the "Oldies" section at the music store 2. Getting asked if you're old enough for the "Senior's Discount" 3. Having some little miss perky fresh face say you remind her of her Grampa 4. I can't touch my toes anymore 5. I can't even see my toes 6. Hosting a kick*ss party and your neighbours don't even know 7. Having some boompa-boompa car give you a headache at a stoplight 8. Some friggin' 20yr old kid holds the door open and calls you "Sir", just like you used to do for old people 30yrs ago 9. Falling asleep in the middle of a good action movie on TV 10. Being called "Old School" because you know how to fix stuff |
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it's a good start but I must say
I am certain there is more to it than that now judging by the amount of lurkers that pop in this thread I can only deduce that there are many interested parties who are not quite up to Grumpy Old Man status and thus are avidly reading along in the hopes of becoming enlightened so dig deep oh crinkled and stoic ones and let loose on those gems of wisdom |
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11. Getting an email from Mingle saying there's six people that want to meet you, then finding out they're just 20-30yr olds from California and the Ukraine. In other words, 40yr old Nigerian scammers living in their mother's basement.
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ooooooh my goodness
let all those troubles slip away baby.. |
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Edited by
TMommy
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Sat 03/26/16 07:06 AM
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shake, shake, shake it off
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thank you...just wanted this to be a place where peops could voice their over all gripes about life..and leave feeling
better not worse it was meant in the spirit of light hearted fun and frivolity |
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Happy Easter, Grumble Bunnies!
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hmmmmmm comes in wishes Happy Easter to all his fellow grumpies
not a damn thing to the OP of this thread |
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And a special Happy Easter to Miss TMommy...
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It stinks getting old... but somehow we manage
The key is to remain active... |
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thanks Gummie..been kinda weird weekend for me
sent the kiddo off with his dad on friday for the next week since it's his spring break time mine was couple weeks back so I still have school and work coming up crunch time of the semester which means lots of stuff coming due soon spent this weekend with my head in a book or writing at computer have not seen the light of day we are supposed to be moving to a new place by beginning of May so mama did not get out decorations this year oh I still got him goodies for Easter and a new playstation game and a new book to read but still...feeling kinda surreal to me.. oldest son and daughter in law spent this one with her mother and step dad so this is first Easter I can remember in years and years I have not been in kitchen cooking the big dinner for the family feeling a bit odd and out of sorts so any advice from you grumpies on how to handle the holidays when things are not like they used to be? |
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feeling a bit odd and out of sorts so any advice from you grumpies on how to handle the holidays when things are not like they used to be? Sorry to hear that, girl. All I can say is that things will get better in time, or at the very least you will simply become used to the new direction in life. 2014 was one of the worst years for me... the now ex pulled a surprise "I want a divorce" attack on me at the start of March, which was a big surprise, as we'd sold our house in Feb and were in the process of making an offer on a new one in a different city. I had to scramble to find new accommodations in an unfamiliar area at the same time we were in the process of relocating the motorcycle shop I was working at. Then my Dad suddenly passed away two weeks later and from Apr to Jun I spent every weekend driving 5hrs to help Mom cope with the aftermath, sell her house, find her a new place, etc. Then a beloved Aunt passed away near the end of the summer and another was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer with a grim outlook on long term survival. Thankfully, I still have some of my old Army instincts left in me... react, adapt, overcome, continue towards the objective. Suddenly it's two years later, I'm living closer to Mom now (she's about to hit 80 and is no longer a spring chicken), my life has shown signs of improvement and I continue to wake up every morning, breathing. Life goes on. |
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