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Topic: Experience w one night stand?
Smiley414's photo
Sat 03/19/16 03:48 PM
I thought everyone knew what a one night stand was if they have took part in such acts or not.
Each to their own but a one night stand whilst in a relationship is not a good thing X

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sun 03/20/16 12:28 PM




Are we talking about what is in the night stand? :angel:
Depending on what's in that night stand...the result from it, and a ONE night stand could be the same....bzzzzzzzzz!
laugh

What is in it? Hopefully condoms! ---> Durex, men leave home without it!
And even if they don't, you wanna be sure the danged thing isn't past its sell-by date. And at least if you have him use your own, you know it hasn't been in his back pocket or wallet for at least 6 months and got so fumbled it possibly has holes or tears in it.
No one wants a bun in the oven!
So in the (one) night stand ... condoms!
Hell I was just making a vibrator joke laugh
But I appreciate your message drinker

Well ... I had that happen in my one nightstand ... no hang on, the night stand on my side of the bed I mean ...
A really really loud RRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZBRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZ in the middle of the friggin night, out of the blue.
Scared the bejesus out of me, I didn't know what it was, just that it was really loud and rattly ...
Took me another night to figure it out when it happened again. Sodding thing on the wooden bottom of the night stand's drawer slaphead rofl rofl rofl
You will NOT believe how much noise that makes?! surprised Kind of like a jackhammer in your night stand. :laughing:

I think it was trying to get my attention for not getting used. I removed its battery. Friggin AI in a pleasure toy is NOT cool surprised :angel:

no photo
Sun 03/20/16 12:46 PM





Are we talking about what is in the night stand? :angel:
Depending on what's in that night stand...the result from it, and a ONE night stand could be the same....bzzzzzzzzz!
laugh

What is in it? Hopefully condoms! ---> Durex, men leave home without it!
And even if they don't, you wanna be sure the danged thing isn't past its sell-by date. And at least if you have him use your own, you know it hasn't been in his back pocket or wallet for at least 6 months and got so fumbled it possibly has holes or tears in it.
No one wants a bun in the oven!
So in the (one) night stand ... condoms!
Hell I was just making a vibrator joke laugh
But I appreciate your message drinker

Well ... I had that happen in my one nightstand ... no hang on, the night stand on my side of the bed I mean ...
A really really loud RRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZBRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZ in the middle of the friggin night, out of the blue.
Scared the bejesus out of me, I didn't know what it was, just that it was really loud and rattly ...
Took me another night to figure it out when it happened again. Sodding thing on the wooden bottom of the night stand's drawer slaphead rofl rofl rofl
You will NOT believe how much noise that makes?! surprised Kind of like a jackhammer in your night stand. :laughing:

I think it was trying to get my attention for not getting used. I removed its battery. Friggin AI in a pleasure toy is NOT cool surprised :angel:
Hahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha what a great story! laugh drinker

mysticalview21's photo
Sun 03/20/16 03:11 PM


How on earth does that happen?

Two people....
A crowded room....
Maybe a few drinks....
Your eyes meet....
You look away....
You both look back....
One of you makes an approach....
Words are spoken....
Or not....
Your place or theirs....
Bodily fluids are exchanged....

But....
Ultimately you leave physically satisfied....
But emotionally unsatisfied....




offtopic awesome their u two are drinker

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sun 03/20/16 04:00 PM






Are we talking about what is in the night stand? :angel:
Depending on what's in that night stand...the result from it, and a ONE night stand could be the same....bzzzzzzzzz!
laugh

What is in it? Hopefully condoms! ---> Durex, men leave home without it!
And even if they don't, you wanna be sure the danged thing isn't past its sell-by date. And at least if you have him use your own, you know it hasn't been in his back pocket or wallet for at least 6 months and got so fumbled it possibly has holes or tears in it.
No one wants a bun in the oven!
So in the (one) night stand ... condoms!
Hell I was just making a vibrator joke laugh
But I appreciate your message drinker

Well ... I had that happen in my one nightstand ... no hang on, the night stand on my side of the bed I mean ...
A really really loud RRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZBRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZ in the middle of the friggin night, out of the blue.
Scared the bejesus out of me, I didn't know what it was, just that it was really loud and rattly ...
Took me another night to figure it out when it happened again. Sodding thing on the wooden bottom of the night stand's drawer slaphead rofl rofl rofl
You will NOT believe how much noise that makes?! surprised Kind of like a jackhammer in your night stand. :laughing:

I think it was trying to get my attention for not getting used. I removed its battery. Friggin AI in a pleasure toy is NOT cool surprised :angel:
Hahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha what a great story! laugh drinker

Lol, when I found out what it was, I felt so embarrassed for having been that scared blushing Stupid thing started by itself and stopped by itself.
I even posted on FB that something very weird was going on and that I was scared. I deleted that post asap the next morning. No way did I want to answer questions like "Did you find out what it was yet?" laugh

adivorcedone's photo
Sun 03/20/16 04:09 PM







Are we talking about what is in the night stand? :angel:
Depending on what's in that night stand...the result from it, and a ONE night stand could be the same....bzzzzzzzzz!
laugh

What is in it? Hopefully condoms! ---> Durex, men leave home without it!
And even if they don't, you wanna be sure the danged thing isn't past its sell-by date. And at least if you have him use your own, you know it hasn't been in his back pocket or wallet for at least 6 months and got so fumbled it possibly has holes or tears in it.
No one wants a bun in the oven!
So in the (one) night stand ... condoms!
Hell I was just making a vibrator joke laugh
But I appreciate your message drinker

Well ... I had that happen in my one nightstand ... no hang on, the night stand on my side of the bed I mean ...
A really really loud RRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZBRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZ in the middle of the friggin night, out of the blue.
Scared the bejesus out of me, I didn't know what it was, just that it was really loud and rattly ...
Took me another night to figure it out when it happened again. Sodding thing on the wooden bottom of the night stand's drawer slaphead rofl rofl rofl
You will NOT believe how much noise that makes?! surprised Kind of like a jackhammer in your night stand. :laughing:

I think it was trying to get my attention for not getting used. I removed its battery. Friggin AI in a pleasure toy is NOT cool surprised :angel:
Hahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha what a great story! laugh drinker

Lol, when I found out what it was, I felt so embarrassed for having been that scared blushing Stupid thing started by itself and stopped by itself.
I even posted on FB that something very weird was going on and that I was scared. I deleted that post asap the next morning. No way did I want to answer questions like "Did you find out what it was yet?" laugh



So what was it...the Knight Rider??? C'mon spill the beans...dont leave us hanging...:tongue: pitchfork bigsmile

nargis789's photo
Thu 03/31/16 09:19 PM
my experiences were good & I'd say it's better than hammering your head with relationships drama

adivorcedone's photo
Fri 04/01/16 02:02 PM

my experiences were good & I'd say it's better than hammering your head with relationships drama



so you have had many one night stands.....way to go...wish I could do that....but then again, its an age thingy huh!!

no1phD's photo
Fri 04/01/16 02:09 PM
By special invitation only.. now performing in the Starlight Room for one night and one night only...
... oh!! we're not talking about Vegas shows are we?

no photo
Fri 04/01/16 02:23 PM
you don't have to stand really
you can sit.. or better you directly lie down.

adivorcedone's photo
Fri 04/01/16 02:26 PM
You can even have a one night stand on your lonesome...nothing wrong with that...lol...

RustyKitty's photo
Fri 04/01/16 05:52 PM
Edited by RustyKitty on Fri 04/01/16 05:53 PM

You can even have a one night stand on your lonesome...nothing wrong with that...lol...

you pitchfork

nettyblue2016's photo
Fri 04/01/16 06:00 PM

How on earth does that happen?


with the partaking of a lot of libations
drinker drinks pitchfork what biggrin

Robxbox73's photo
Fri 04/01/16 06:12 PM
The one-night stand is a place where the show is performed ... one night only! History, you learn something new, one night only! Ho ho, see what I did there?

adivorcedone's photo
Fri 04/01/16 07:00 PM


You can even have a one night stand on your lonesome...nothing wrong with that...lol...

you pitchfork


Who me? You talking to me? No one else here, so you talking to me???
:angel: :angel:

adivorcedone's photo
Fri 04/01/16 07:01 PM
Edited by adivorcedone on Fri 04/01/16 07:02 PM

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