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Topic: Why Eve Was Created
SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Mon 03/14/16 04:18 AM
Why Eve was created 1. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 2. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 3. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. 4. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself. 5. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. 6. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. 7. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. 8. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 9. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone! 10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Mon 03/14/16 04:23 AM
So she can bite the apple tempt Adam blame him and get them both in trouble..

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Mon 03/14/16 04:28 AM
So she can bite the apple tempt Adam blame him and get them both in trouble.. Hhhaaa. Nope. Eve always got the blame. But Adam did NOT tell her exactly what God said. So she was fooled by the Serpent. BOTH were punished.

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Mon 03/14/16 04:33 AM
So she can bite the apple tempt Adam blame him and get them both in trouble.. Hhhaaa. Nope. Eve always got the blame. But Adam did NOT tell her exactly what God said. So she was fooled by the Serpent. BOTH were punished. Adam told her we got the whole joint to ourselves, just don't go near that tree... and wouldn't ya know it Adam so smitten by his new friend. was lead down that dark path.. next thing the shame sets in and he is sporting a Fig thong

JaiGi Joined Sat 11/16/13 Posts: 816	Mon 03/14/16 05:18 AM Edited by JaiGi on Mon 03/14/16 05:19 AM
add to 7 & 9 7: Garden was turning into an unholy mess. 10: After straight lines, G was ready to work with curves.

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Mon 03/14/16 05:26 AM
Hhaa.. I didn't write it guys. But too late for me to edit & add ." anonymous "

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Mon 03/14/16 05:36 AM
Women are always fooled by the "serpent". Men can't ask for directions or take them, not even from ' God '

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 03/14/16 05:40 AM
Women are always fooled by the "serpent".

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 03/14/16 05:53 AM
Women are always fooled by the "serpent". Men can't ask for directions or take them, not even from ' God ' That's because Men were given a "natural sense of direction".

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Mon 03/14/16 05:56 AM
Women are always fooled by the "serpent". Men can't ask for directions or take them, not even from ' God ' That's because Men were given a "natural sense of direction". Like aiming for the the toilet bowl? Men too are fooled by the serpent..

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Mon 03/14/16 05:57 AM
Women are always fooled by the "serpent". Men can't ask for directions or take them, not even from ' God ' That's because Men were given a "natural sense of direction". Like aiming for the the toilet bowl?

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45401	Mon 03/14/16 08:24 AM
Like aiming for the the toilet bowl? We should be grateful they hit anything at all.

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10533	Mon 03/14/16 08:33 AM
loved it !!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Mon 03/14/16 08:35 AM


SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Mon 03/14/16 09:34 AM
Why Eve was created1. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.2. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.3. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.4. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.5. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.6. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.7. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.8. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.9. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!" thats some funny * ** right there!

Jimmy_roy Joined Sun 11/15/15 Posts: 1121	Tue 03/15/16 12:41 PM
Women n their delusions