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I heard of a woman visiting her gynecologist here in Edson...
It had been a while since she'd had a full checkup So she showered Shaved/trimmed Put on clean clothes And then considering that she didn't want to have a unpleasant odor She entered her teenage daughters room To borrow her feminine spray. In the exam room, Feet up in the stirrups And a blanket covering her lower body The doctor went thru the exam And said she was in prefect health But as the doctor was about to leave the room They turned back, smiling and added with a chuckle "I've seen a lot of people's privates in my years ...But yours is definitely the fanciest" As the doctor left, the woman sat wondering why they said that Thinking several others must wash, trim and freshen-up She lifted the cloth, and looked down at herself... And with a sense of shock, she realized what the doctor meant Instead of grabbing a feminine spray from her daughter's room She had mistakenly picked up her daughter's body glitter spray And her privates were glimmering with little sparkles...lol... :-) I've heard this definitely happened here in Edson, a few years ago ...but I have no idea who the patient and doctor were... :-) |
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yeah i just have been to the hospital 3 weeks ago
it was a female doctor when i got undressed, she should just check the necessary places. and i was expecting her to do it quickly, and with no sense as she probably was doing it a 100 times a day. she looked at me, looked. looked... she said how nice shape i had then she said, oh you have a slim body. look at those hips.. i thought o oooo?? i left the hospital, told about her behaviours to mum. then in the afternoon to get the results i went there back with mum. my mum made her speak a few sentences.. and when we left mum said "she definitely is lesbian" lol |
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I heard of a woman visiting her gynecologist here in Edson... It had been a while since she'd had a full checkup So she showered Shaved/trimmed Put on clean clothes And then considering that she didn't want to have a unpleasant odor She entered her teenage daughters room To borrow her feminine spray. In the exam room, Feet up in the stirrups And a blanket covering her lower body The doctor went thru the exam And said she was in prefect health But as the doctor was about to leave the room They turned back, smiling and added with a chuckle "I've seen a lot of people's privates in my years ...But yours is definitely the fanciest" As the doctor left, the woman sat wondering why they said that Thinking several others must wash, trim and freshen-up She lifted the cloth, and looked down at herself... And with a sense of shock, she realized what the doctor meant Instead of grabbing a feminine spray from her daughter's room She had mistakenly picked up her daughter's body glitter spray And her privates were glimmering with little sparkles...lol... :-) I've heard this definitely happened here in Edson, a few years ago ...but I have no idea who the patient and doctor were... :-) ahahahhahahahahahahaha great one :DDDDD |
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I'm glad I brightened your day... :-)
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u did really. i will tell this story to my friends. thanks
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yeah i just have been to the hospital 3 weeks ago it was a female doctor when i got undressed, she should just check the necessary places. and i was expecting her to do it quickly, and with no sense as she probably was doing it a 100 times a day. she looked at me, looked. looked... she said how nice shape i had then she said, oh you have a slim body. look at those hips.. i thought o oooo?? i left the hospital, told about her behaviours to mum. then in the afternoon to get the results i went there back with mum. my mum made her speak a few sentences.. and when we left mum said "she definitely is lesbian" lol Tribu, That one is funny! |
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yeah i just have been to the hospital 3 weeks ago it was a female doctor when i got undressed, she should just check the necessary places. and i was expecting her to do it quickly, and with no sense as she probably was doing it a 100 times a day. she looked at me, looked. looked... she said how nice shape i had then she said, oh you have a slim body. look at those hips.. i thought o oooo?? i left the hospital, told about her behaviours to mum. then in the afternoon to get the results i went there back with mum. my mum made her speak a few sentences.. and when we left mum said "she definitely is lesbian" lol Tribu, That one is funny! |
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i hope some more stories will be written here
true stories are definitely funnier, i agree :D |
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yeah i just have been to the hospital 3 weeks ago it was a female doctor when i got undressed, she should just check the necessary places. and i was expecting her to do it quickly, and with no sense as she probably was doing it a 100 times a day. she looked at me, looked. looked... she said how nice shape i had then she said, oh you have a slim body. look at those hips.. i thought o oooo?? i left the hospital, told about her behaviours to mum. then in the afternoon to get the results i went there back with mum. my mum made her speak a few sentences.. and when we left mum said "she definitely is lesbian" lol Tribu, That one is funny! Lots of time true stories are funnier than those made up. Thanks for your input on my compliment? |
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yeah i just have been to the hospital 3 weeks ago it was a female doctor when i got undressed, she should just check the necessary places. and i was expecting her to do it quickly, and with no sense as she probably was doing it a 100 times a day. she looked at me, looked. looked... she said how nice shape i had then she said, oh you have a slim body. look at those hips.. i thought o oooo?? i left the hospital, told about her behaviours to mum. then in the afternoon to get the results i went there back with mum. my mum made her speak a few sentences.. and when we left mum said "she definitely is lesbian" lol Tribu, That one is funny! Lots of time true stories are funnier than those made up. my dearest, i don't think she was a lesbian (never mind if she were) she need not have said either way, all she had said was you are healthier than what she has seen. and for that you drove your whip??? Butribu, you scare me!!! |
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yeah i just have been to the hospital 3 weeks ago it was a female doctor when i got undressed, she should just check the necessary places. and i was expecting her to do it quickly, and with no sense as she probably was doing it a 100 times a day. she looked at me, looked. looked... she said how nice shape i had then she said, oh you have a slim body. look at those hips.. i thought o oooo?? i left the hospital, told about her behaviours to mum. then in the afternoon to get the results i went there back with mum. my mum made her speak a few sentences.. and when we left mum said "she definitely is lesbian" lol Tribu, That one is funny! Lots of time true stories are funnier than those made up. my dearest, i don't think she was a lesbian (never mind if she were) she need not have said either way, all she had said was you are healthier than what she has seen. and for that you drove your whip??? Butribu, you scare me!!! me scaring you?? i did not know that you were there in that room to see the atmosphere, her behaviours, or whether i gave her a reaction or not.. where were you hiding? |
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yeah i just have been to the hospital 3 weeks ago it was a female doctor when i got undressed, she should just check the necessary places. and i was expecting her to do it quickly, and with no sense as she probably was doing it a 100 times a day. she looked at me, looked. looked... she said how nice shape i had then she said, oh you have a slim body. look at those hips.. i thought o oooo?? i left the hospital, told about her behaviours to mum. then in the afternoon to get the results i went there back with mum. my mum made her speak a few sentences.. and when we left mum said "she definitely is lesbian" lol Tribu, That one is funny! Lots of time true stories are funnier than those made up. my dearest, i don't think she was a lesbian (never mind if she were) she need not have said either way, all she had said was you are healthier than what she has seen. and for that you drove your whip??? Butribu, you scare me!!! me scaring you?? i did not know that you were there in that room to see the atmosphere, her behaviours, or whether i gave her a reaction or not.. where were you hiding? He is the "SHADOW" and lurks in the dark corners. |
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So I am in the doctor's office a few weeks ago,
getting a kidney stent removed, and I am terrified but the doctor keeps telling me "30 seconds, tops!" I turn to krupa and say "Anybody got a timer on this guy?" The doctor, somewhere down between my legs, is laughing and dry-washing his hands in anticipation. He hollers "Time!" Dives in, and I swear, within 15 seconds he was in, out, and packing the stent..he waves it over his head like he just tied off a calf. |
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:D :D
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i only couldn't understand if krupa is a general word or your bf's name or what?
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i only couldn't understand if krupa is a general word or your bf's name or what? Both hahahahahaha |
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i only couldn't understand if krupa is a general word or your bf's name or what? Both hahahahahaha ok :) |
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