HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

cute....

VERY good

ha ha ha ha ha that's a good one

thanks

Some of those are brilliant.

-Drew

i hope that doesn't happen to me

Nice very nice

That is great!

Add..

NOT EVEN on your BIRTHDAY! To the list!

or NOT even for WORLD PEACE!

or....


NOT EVEN for a bigger bra size!!!!


And Lastly

He: Your place or mine?

She: Why don't YOU go to YOUR place and I'll go to mine!


(in Texas you hear some creative ones too!)

I really had someone say this to me! It was actually really funny and I have to give him an A for originality:

He said:

"I would drag my (you know whats) over broken glass just to sniff the tire tracks of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners!"

I almost fell out of my chair laughing. I bought him a beer and siad it was a good one... but no thanks!

thanks for the tip...i saved this for future reference and will be sure never to ask these questios again. Do you have a safe list for us?

THANKS. i will add that to the list txangela lol

thts great

I'll have to remember those!!!

yeah working on that safe list lol

maybe i should use some of those frenchy!! lol

Damn I'm in trouble!!

reading those I felt so uncreative, I just say thanks for the compliment but I am not interested, how boring am I

No wonder it's so hard to find the right onw.

yeah, hopefully that doesn't happen to me, lol

:)

HE;what do u think of me. SHE;i'm still talking to u ain't i.