so what exactly do you know...i love what my hello kitty dispenses and her cute little pink bow on her oversized head w/no body...but she's mine...

No Jess, actually I don't say that to everyone. So feel special why dontcha?

Hey! I match that list!

B -- I have never stolen anybody's Pez dispenser, hardly -- well, not recently, not since they did the Full House set, and I had to have the Kimmy Gibbler one....

Lee -- I SHOULD have added "....And Is Less Than 897,000 Miles Away" but of course, as you know, they didn't even give me enough room to get the whole FIRST part of it in.

On the other hand, I must say I am shocked and appalled by your remarks about naked llamas on that other thread....

Well, maybe not "shocked and appalled," exactly....

OK, you're RIGHT, but jeez, do we have to go and put it right out there in PUBLIC like that?

I stalk him and I stalk him, and he ignores me!!!

Jess says...

Intellectual...check...

Female.....check...


Wearing Glasses.....on top of my head...check...


So now what happens???

=-=-=-=-=-=-=

biting satire and rhetorical argument naturally
(followed by moral turpitude with mangoes for dessert)

intellegence = yes

female (Looks down) = all woman here

Wearing Glasses = yes to that to.....

So tell her what she win bob......

door #1 door #2 or door #3....or the curtain where the lovely carol merril is standing...

Sorry Lex.

I'll keep my naked Llama comments to myself, and try to curb my moral turpitude, and take smaller bites of my satirical mango, rhetorically speaking of course.


I feel duly chastised, and will now go see what the odds are for the sumo and the mudwrestling...

jess your punishment awaits...and it will be fun hun

The important thing is that the Llama Anti-Defamation League can now drop their lawsuit.

I think I did this wrong, none of the locals are replying, or e-mailing me, either.

Not that they ever did before, but....

Thanks a LOT, Magic 8 Ball!

Do contacts count? Intelligent --- I don't know seems questionable to me........

Do sunglasses count?

How'd ya know I wear glasses....

I only wear glasses with a tint because my eyes are sensitive, does that count?
Can I mail you now?
I'm only about 2500 miles away?

Where am I? And how did I get here and why are these naked llamas spitting on me? Quit it ya big stinky hairy camel wannabe! Oh yuk! Get away ya 5 foot bag of smelly garbage with legs! Alright two can play that! Ya want snag? You got it. Snnnooorrrtt! Aaauccchh!! Sppiittt! Ha ha ha how ya like the loogie in your face you hooved fuzzy turd!!!

Poor Lex...lmao, friggin, riggin magic 8 stupid ball thing.....