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Hey, am free if you're. Let mingle
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ya mean ya just want to borrow one? kinda like " rent a chick" for the holidays to pass off as your girlfriend?
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sure why not
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Is she inflatable and gift wrapped, those type are too quiet for me, I like noise, lots and lots of noise.
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Is she inflatable and gift wrapped, those type are too quiet for me, I like noise, lots and lots of noise. I am shocked now, Joe! What do you do to all these poor inflatable women when you sexercise them??? No wait!! Don't tell us! Please, don't tell us! We don't wanna know how you slap their plastic b**** and b**** and stuff 
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they should put a microchip in those so they talk to ya
model A will talk dirty to ya like a girlfriend "ooooooo give it to me stud" 
model B will talk dirty to ya like a wife " oh man you better not have just finished" 
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Yeah, good idea, a husky voice one
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Oh my what next? Santa might have just what you need Joe. |
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model B will talk dirty to ya like a wife
" oh man you better not have just finished"
OK, that was officially hilarious!! 
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Is she inflatable and gift wrapped, those type are too quiet for me, I like noise, lots and lots of noise. Problem solved mate... order a fart cushion at the same time...  ....
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