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OCTOBER 6, 2015
Man, 53, Calls 911 To Complain That His Girlfriend Will Not Have Sex With Him http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/misuse-911/man-calls-911-over-lack-of-***-674920/ A South Carolina man called 911 early this morning to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him, according to an arrest report. When a cop responded to his Spartanburg residence, Patrick Doggett, 53, “stated he called 911 because his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, would not give him any ***.” Woodruff told police that Doggett had been drinking all day and “didn’t know where he was at.” She added that Doggett got into bed and wanted to have sex, but “she had her grandchild with her.” So, Woodruff noted, Doggett "got up and then dialed 911." Doggett, who was outside the residence drinking an alcoholic beverage when police arrived, was arrested for public intoxication and booked into the county jail (where he remains locked up this afternoon). Doggett has not been cited for misusing the 911 system, according to jail records. --------------------------------------- MAN CALLS 911 BECAUSE GIRLFRIEND REFUSED SEX: http://youtu.be/6S6vdM2A9jc/ |
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That link is HILARIOUS Sassy....LOVED this one!
"" Cops: "Irate" Suspect Kicked Other Woman In Face After Victim Farted Near Her As she was being transported to jail, a Florida woman became “irate” and kicked another female detainee in the face after the victim “‘farted’ near her,” police allege. Jeanelle Callahan, 48, was busted Thursday afternoon after she punched her male roommate in the face, according to an arrest affidavit. Callahan, who was reportedly “highly intoxicated,” left the man with a bloody nose. Following that misdemeanor collar, Callahan was placed into a jail transport, where she encountered Virginia Turner, 60, who had been arrested for trespassing. Both women were handcuffed in the police vehicle. En route to the county lockup, “the suspect claimed that Virginia Turner ‘farted’ near her,” reported Officer Stephen Zulauf . Callahan became “irate” and attempted to strike Turner in the face with her elbow. Callahan then “raised her right leg and kicked Virginia Turner’s right side of her face.”""  rofl:
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That HILARIOUS Sassy....LOVED this one! "" Cops: "Irate" Suspect Kicked Other Woman In Face After Victim Farted Near Her As she was being transported to jail, a Florida woman became “irate” and kicked another female detainee in the face after the victim “‘farted’ near her,” police allege. Jeanelle Callahan, 48, was busted Thursday afternoon after she punched her male roommate in the face, according to an arrest affidavit. Callahan, who was reportedly “highly intoxicated,” left the man with a bloody nose. Following that misdemeanor collar, Callahan was placed into a jail transport, where she encountered Virginia Turner, 60, who had been arrested for trespassing. Both women were handcuffed in the police vehicle. En route to the county lockup, “the suspect claimed that Virginia Turner ‘farted’ near her,” reported Officer Stephen Zulauf . Callahan became “irate” and attempted to strike Turner in the face with her elbow. Callahan then “raised her right leg and kicked Virginia Turner’s right side of her face.”"" rofl:
Even the tags, at the bottom are funny Tags: Fart, flatulance, Florida And the Popper Scooper Tags: Pooper Scooper, Assault Florida. What's going on down there ?
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OMG... I am not sure which one is more absurd or funnier..
Great job both of you.. 
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What's going on down there ?
Swamp water. 
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What's going on down there ?
Swamp water.
The 2nd one posted by Archer sounded more like a case of swamp gas
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