One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress i wanna two piss toast. she branga me only onea piss. I tella her i wanna two Piss, she say go to the toilet, i say you no understand, i wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss on the plate you sonna ma bitc*. I dont even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitc*.

Later, i go to eat soma lunch at Drakes restaurant. the waitress bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock, i tella her i wanna fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock . I tella her you no understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma Bitc* I dont even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitc*

So i go back to my room inna hotel, and theres no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him i wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. So i say you no understand, i wanna sheet on the bed, he say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitc*. I dont even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bitc*

I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you, I say Piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitc*


I GO BACK TO ITALY

AHAHhAhaHAhAhAHHAhahHAhAHHA hA hA hA AH AHAH AH AHA hA hA hAhA hA AH AHA hA hA

LOL, I have an italian uncle that talks like that.

HAHAHAHA YA SOME DO SOUND JUST LIKE THAT

Ima lovea that sheet!!