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Will have to be a prince.
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A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in Chennai City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs ...n love kids.. she continues upward... Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. 'Wow,' she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor... Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor... There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store..  
(scroll and keep reading!) Now The store's owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!!! 
Hilarious!!!!! |
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A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in Chennai City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs ...n love kids.. she continues upward... Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. 'Wow,' she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor... Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor... There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store..
(scroll and keep reading!) Now The store's owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!!!
Hilarious!!!!! Thanks Tulip I just had dis n what's app and thought dis wil b relevant in d thread here. Do men n mingles agree this? Hae hae I love u all women here sooooo much dear |
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Must understand who's the boss!
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Must love my children as if they were his own; although I probably wouldn't let you meet for a very long time. Just in case you turn out to be a douchebag.
Funny video courtesy of my 8 y/o. Link to the Duck Song
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Ok the dream man has to be
1 a sexy beast 2 love housework 3 fix cars 4 don't mind all sorts of strays 2 legged to the four legged 5 mows lawns and gardens 6 Has to cook mean as feeds 7 Of cause work 40 hours on top of all that 8 multi task 9 can fish and hunt 10 loves kids 11 makes my coffee in the morning and pack my lunch. 12 can follow simple instructions 13 listens I don't think my list is too much, do you? |
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1 is subjective you decide
2 fail 3 pass in spades 4 sure as long as you clean up after them 5 i can mow gardens just as well as lawns 6 some stuff yes but not a chef 7 i will have to give up hours then 8 better than windows can but not as good as most women can 9 yes 10 yes 11 yes but if i am packing it you will eat what i packed 12 as long as they aren't contradictory 13 but doesn't always agree not really |
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The man I marry would have to be
http://youtu.be/-RP19fnff_c/ The Chipettes - Single Ladies [Put A Ring On It] |
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deaf and a damn fine sammich maker and really good at doing the dishes 
you get 2 1/2 out of 3 |
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1 is subjective you decide 2 fail 3 pass in spades 4 sure as long as you clean up after them 5 i can mow gardens just as well as lawns 6 some stuff yes but not a chef 7 i will have to give up hours then 8 better than windows can but not as good as most women can 9 yes 10 yes 11 yes but if i am packing it you will eat what i packed 12 as long as they aren't contradictory 13 but doesn't always agree not really I believe on compromising. There's no perfect man like there is a woman so we can adjust to things to make life more adaptable. 
For 13 what happen to Yes dear? 
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i was saving that
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At least it's still there as back up lol |
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know how to pick up chicks 
Okay ... you got his address or phone number for me?  
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willing to do ALL the housework......and correctly 
sorry mel only one outa 2 |
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deaf and a damn fine sammich maker and really good at doing the dishes
Can you please type in caps. I'm a little hard of hearing. 
What? |
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deaf and a damn fine sammich maker and really good at doing the dishes
you get 2 1/2 out of 3 
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Blah blah blah...
Yada Yada Yada... Umm.. Ive gotta keep a few things quiet... *snickering* 
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know how to pick up chicks
Okay ... you got his address or phone number for me?
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