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Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Thu 08/27/15 04:35 AM Edited by Ladywind7 on Thu 08/27/15 04:38 AM
Men think funny

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Thu 08/27/15 04:43 AM
methinks ladywinds' mistake is assuming men actually think

zookeepersson Joined Wed 11/27/13 Posts: 129	Thu 08/27/15 04:47 AM
well there are two voices in my head telling me what to do keeps telling me behave it's just her and her best friend funning with you so make like it's nothing and then keeps telling me that it's just her and her best friend funning with you so play it to the hilt Lol dude my schizophrenia must b more severe then yourz I had a third voice also he was sayin typical woman I was single for 10years neva sat in my lap married for 10minz and she thinks iam santa

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Thu 08/27/15 04:53 AM
I would quietly sneak off and get a slice of cake. Return to the scene and shove it in her face. Then run, of course. Ha ha, Note to self, never get on Tulip's bad side unless I want cake. Here's my last engagement. He gives me the ring, lovely and all. Didn't fit perfectly, needed resizing a bit. But I wore out the next day. It fell off, hit the ground, then by accident a gentleman stepped on it and crushed it. I thought, oh no...not a good sign. Had the ring repaired. Engaged for five years but never made it to the alter. Just good friends, now. I gave the ring back.

nsw78 Joined Wed 02/11/15 Posts: 110	Thu 08/27/15 04:53 AM
Ok, so you have just got married. (Yep you) A bridesmaid sits on the grooms lap during photo session time. Men...what would you do? Women...what would you do? Sit on his other leg, grab him by the crotch and state VERY clearly who he belongs to. Then punch the photographer in the face for setting up that shot!

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Thu 08/27/15 05:00 AM Edited by tulip2633 on Thu 08/27/15 05:01 AM
Ok, so you have just got married. (Yep you) A bridesmaid sits on the grooms lap during photo session time. Men...what would you do? Women...what would you do? Sit on his other leg, grab him by the crotch and state VERY clearly who he belongs to. Then punch the photographer in the face for setting up that shot! It is quite disrespectful, actually.

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Thu 08/27/15 05:03 AM
Ok, so you have just got married. (Yep you) A bridesmaid sits on the grooms lap during photo session time. Men...what would you do? Women...what would you do? Sit on his other leg, grab him by the crotch and state VERY clearly who he belongs to. I like that answer.

1onlyaname Joined Sun 08/09/15 Posts: 1041	Thu 08/27/15 05:27 AM
methinks ladywinds' mistake is assuming men actually think what is the saying " men are stupid women are crazy, the women are crazy because men are stupid"

blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Thu 08/27/15 06:22 AM
Sit on his other leg, grab him by the crotch and state VERY clearly who he belongs to. wait til the feminist's get hold of this..... "she doesn't belong to anyone, she is a human being etc etc etc" oh sorry it's about a man so that's OK then

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33432	Thu 08/27/15 07:16 AM
Sit on his other leg, grab him by the crotch and state VERY clearly who he belongs to. wait til the feminist's get hold of this..... "she doesn't belong to anyone, she is a human being etc etc etc" oh sorry it's about a man so that's OK then Good point, but easy to rephrase: He don't belong to me, but his knob does! And if he sticks it anywhere else ...

ciretom Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 4953	Thu 08/27/15 07:42 AM
A bridesmaid sits on the grooms lap during photo session time. Men...what would you do? I don't know. Depends on the bride, bridesmaid, and the type of wedding it is. Is it solemn and serious? Is it fun? Like we're all dressed as zombies or circus folk or something? What is the bridesmaids intent? Are they being serious? Is it a joke? Are they drunk? What's the relationship to the bride and/or couple? I mean I've been to or know about weddings where the bridesmaid was the bride or grooms daughter, cousin, sister, mom, best female friend, best male friend, best gay male/female friend, someone they barely know from work, someone they've known for their entire life, some random stranger used as a witness in Vegas. For all I know in this scenario I am marrying a super mormon woman and her bridesmaids are all her choice for my next wife. Gawd, why don't you just invite her into the marriage bed? Maybe we already had? You don't really give a lot of relevant context.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Thu 08/27/15 07:43 AM
oh thank god.. now I don't have to type it all out

blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Thu 08/27/15 07:54 AM
Sit on his other leg, grab him by the crotch and state VERY clearly who he belongs to. wait til the feminist's get hold of this..... "she doesn't belong to anyone, she is a human being etc etc etc" oh sorry it's about a man so that's OK then Good point, but easy to rephrase: He don't belong to me, but his knob does! And if he sticks it anywhere else ... i think you'll find THAT belongs to him

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 08/27/15 07:56 AM Edited by no1phD on Thu 08/27/15 07:56 AM
If the bridesmaids sat on my lap during the photoshoot... I guess the first thing I would do is try not to pop a boner... .. because that would just be embarrassing... .. . but seriously I don't understand what the big deal would be.. I would expect all the bridesmaids to sit On my lap.. .. my bride could just tell the bridesmaids.. ladies this is the last time you're ever going to touch his lap enjoy it while it lasts... because if I know my new husband.... his erections don't last very long

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Thu 08/27/15 08:06 AM
Well if I was going to have a large enough wedding to have all these attendants. I know that the bridal party would be close friends. Also if she was sitting there chances are the photographer wanted a more close in shot. And was telling people where to sit, through the years I have seen many photographers weird ideas for wedding photo's. Me I wouldn't even give it a though. I think the time for me to even raise an eyebrow would be if she wouldn't get off the lap.

nsw78 Joined Wed 02/11/15 Posts: 110	Thu 08/27/15 10:38 AM
Sit on his other leg, grab him by the crotch and state VERY clearly who he belongs to. wait til the feminist's get hold of this..... "she doesn't belong to anyone, she is a human being etc etc etc" oh sorry it's about a man so that's OK then Good point, but easy to rephrase: He don't belong to me, but his knob does! And if he sticks it anywhere else ... i think you'll find THAT belongs to him Not if he plans on keeping the bride happy. lol

nsw78 Joined Wed 02/11/15 Posts: 110	Thu 08/27/15 10:38 AM
Ok, so you have just got married. (Yep you) A bridesmaid sits on the grooms lap during photo session time. Men...what would you do? Women...what would you do? Sit on his other leg, grab him by the crotch and state VERY clearly who he belongs to. I like that answer. You go girl!

Friendly_Woman Joined Mon 04/27/15 Posts: 728	Sat 09/12/15 11:13 AM
I'd probably try to be curteous about it. Like I am with most things. I'd tap her on the shoulder and tell her she's taken my seat. Or, put a massive spider on her. She would hopefully run. .

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Sat 09/12/15 11:18 AM
there is nothing to do but keep taking the photos. it's not like she is blowing him...

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Sat 09/12/15 12:37 PM
As my belief is, better dead than wed... If, a bridesmaid were to sit on my lap at a wedding, I'd be thinkin', a consolation prize just for showing up.