mine is no sex with rodeo clowns. of course who wants to watch an over sexed clown! what if he can't jump over the bulls. my favorite part if a rodeo. they are so physically fit they hog all the sex :)

actually you can as long as no horses are watching.

Kissing for more than a minute is illegal in Halethorpe, MD.

If you've ever felt screwed by the government you probably ought to know sex in any position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, D.C.

wow and it gets so much better after the first minute!!

the USA has more sex regulating laws than all Europe combined.

I don't know if I have a favorite...


I've got a least favorite. I hate the rule "never sleep with a drummer," because well, I play drums.

The good Ole US has some hilarious sex laws..
Here is one that made me chuckle today

No man shall dress as a woman without the written permission of the sheriff. (In Walnut, CA)

When I googled I found out us Alaskans are pretty liberal..

Moose are banned from having sex on city streets (in Fairbanks).

is that while you are drumming that sucks!!!!

how do u get baby meeses??? how do u control that? shoot them? of course the male moose will get shot first. :)

Lots of people since it's a viable niche market in porn.


He gets the horn?
And likes it?


With the bulls?


No dolphins!
They're all whores.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/03/malcolm-brenner-dolphin_n_6583016.html

"Brenner, now 63, was 18 years old when he met Dolly at the dolphin show...'At first I discouraged her, I wasn't interested. After some time I thought, 'If this was a woman, would I come up with these rationalizations and excuses? There's something quite transcendental about making love with a dolphin.'

"his affair with Dolly ended when Floridaland was closed so the land could be used for housing....Dolly was shipped off ...and died nine months later."

...That's what slut dolphins get, all painted Jezebels prancing around with their eau de la de da fishy toilette.
Forget it Jake, it's Floridaland.

wow so the dolphi. seduced the man. is this the origin of mermaid myth??

Oh yeah, can relate to that ... had plenty of "no sex with a drummer" when I was still with my ex


Maybe it's cause I drum a bit myself too, kinda cancel each other out, lol

Hey ! I am being unjustly victimised here ! hahaha