Topic: How old do you feel?
Annierooroo's photo
Wed 08/19/15 02:48 PM

older than i'd like to feelohwell


That's ok
I'll get your blanket and slippers
You rest in this lazy boy chair.
Tea is cooking. Go back to sleep


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Wed 08/19/15 02:52 PM
not until it is back under 600 dagnabitgrumble

PacificStar48's photo
Wed 08/19/15 02:57 PM

I feel pretty young right now, thanks to some younger gals on mingle. laugh

AS I AGE, I REALIZE (besides likely having sent this before):

1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.

2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini vacation.

7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.

8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!

9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

10. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

11. When the kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

12. At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.


Nice to be old enough to know why all of the above is soooooooo funny. Nice to ne young enough there is hope, however small, that all of them don't apply. (((NORCAL)))

Annierooroo's photo
Wed 08/19/15 03:01 PM
Eric
I am waiting. I will not give up that easily
Stay have a nice looooong nap
Ooo look chocolate.
Hey you go
whoa

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Wed 08/19/15 03:03 PM
but i don't wanna take a napsad

Annierooroo's photo
Wed 08/19/15 03:15 PM
Ok read the paper, watch tv
Do what men do to relax


no photo
Wed 08/19/15 03:18 PM
well then get me a beer and make me a sammichbigsmile

Annierooroo's photo
Wed 08/19/15 03:20 PM
Cold beer
Meat and salad sandwich with home baking. Chocolate cake with extras

no photo
Wed 08/19/15 03:24 PM
now all you hafta do is deliver itlaugh love

Annierooroo's photo
Wed 08/19/15 03:27 PM
Lol
It's in the post
Special delivery
Fast post

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Wed 08/19/15 03:32 PM
flowers

Annierooroo's photo
Wed 08/19/15 03:35 PM
Thanks
biggrin

theseacoast's photo
Wed 08/19/15 03:37 PM
Sometimes 18, but right now as 150 grumble sad

Annierooroo's photo
Wed 08/19/15 03:44 PM
Are you ok Seacoast?

no photo
Wed 08/19/15 03:55 PM
Well now that I'm home and flung my bra across the room....that knocked off about 5..years...of my 99 and 1/2.laugh

theseacoast's photo
Wed 08/19/15 03:58 PM

Are you ok Seacoast?


Thank you Annie flowers Just a bit tired and lost. Yesterday I talked to a good friend with whom I didn�t talked for a couple of years and he told me that I should write a book, that it would be a bestseller lol

Annierooroo's photo
Wed 08/19/15 04:06 PM
Plenty of ideas from here

It could be a hit block movie

I think that's a good idea.

Seriously think about it

It could be about how two people who met on line from different countries and how they came together.
The challenges the face
It could be a comedy romantic
Or a romance
Or a twist in the story
Mysteries, horror
I hope this gives you ideas

theseacoast's photo
Wed 08/19/15 06:08 PM
Edited by theseacoast on Wed 08/19/15 06:12 PM
Lol, you are right.

But he meant more about my life: living in my own country till my 16 where our family was well respected and had everything, running away to other country as a refugee during the war with my mom, with only two suitcases, losing everything, living almost like a begger when everybody looked at us as we were nothing - that taught me that material things are really nothing, today you have it, tomorrow you don�t and the only things that truly remain are what you have in your heart soul and mind, coming to another country where I had hard time to get through all obstacles as a foreigner for many years, not mentioning my relationships that were influenced by that too...
And not mentioning my experiences from local dating sites before I came here whoa slaphead lol. One of the main things why I came here was that slight hope that out there somewhere men are possibly a little different.
No, it wouldn�t be a book, at least three bestsellers happy

be_Calm's photo
Wed 08/19/15 06:11 PM
I'm 24, feeling 35, with a mind of a 50year old. gosh, guess im fifty shades of messed up

kc0003's photo
Wed 08/19/15 06:29 PM

How old do you feel?


i don't know, someone feel me and tell me how old i am. :tongue: