Im a country boy with not that much. All I have to offer is my seemingly useless friendship and unfailing ability to stay faithfull. I dont have the best bod and I dont have all the bells and whistles! Why am I under the impression that Im not up to standard for anyone bar a banana swinging chimp

I here ya bro, you can always go with the fat and ugly girl,there a dime a dozen,,,Iam just kidding ladies,,LMFAO

" if ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life..never make a pretty woman your wife"

Welcome to the "Your in the Dog House" hotel, will you be...Oh, it's you sir. Will you be wanting your regular room?

Lol! I need 2 hire a 911 for the day OR do need 911 handy just incase I get crushed under the weight

Deja Vu! A few extra pounds in the right places could work "BUT" a 100 pounds extra is gona cause closterphobia

Your obvious low self-esteem is making you dump
on those who might just have you.

Yikes now what earend me a judement like that this may be exactly what Im talking about. Its not a case of low self esteem its a case of who cares about what I may or may not have. If I said Im a homeless bum without a car!

No, it's all about the selling friend. Not "homeless bum without a car."

You are an "Ecofriendly entreprenuer who likes to camp"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDt9bPCPBGk

I'm Just A Country Boy - Sung by Don Williams

Lol huhuhuhuhu and huhuhu that was funny. If it ever came to that I could charge women an entry fee for the view

Humm when I know someone is just looking for a lay those are the ones I stay clear of.. Maybe that could be the reason most women are staying away from you like the plague~~~

To the point!!! I aint no sleeze bag. What Im looking for is my future wife to be. My ex was fat and nasty and wasnt attracted 2 one bit. That special woman can only be special if we atleast had a romantic bath together. Just incase we werent on the same page, Ive had only one not so friendly women in my life and all Ive been is faithfull, after all was said and done the feeling and the actions were not that mutal it turns out! Either a girl wants u or she doesnt, simple.

Maybe because you are implying that women are materialistic. A lot of women aren't looking for a booty call. I can't speak for others but I don't care about material things (as long as I don't have to support a grown man) and I am more than a booty call

HmHmHm thanx for the obvious! What if your husband was unable to look after u or himself due 2 injury. My brother inlaw is in that situation and his wife is very good and supportive. Without support u have nothing my friend, nothing.

Is this to me? I can support myself and always have. If my husband (and I am not married) couldn't work, I would make something work. Women don't NEED someone to take care of them these days. I am a caretaker for my grandmother, sister and brother in law and anyone else...plus work my butt off

Hi my name is Leon and Im writing on behalf of my brother inlaw. I found my wife on this site and Im glad to say that all is well. When we met I had it all and since then I lost it all when I got diagnosed with severe MS. She has turned out to be 1 of a kind. As for my brother in law - well hes 2 shy for his own good and isnt doing himself any favours. Im trying 2 help him because hes "DUTCH" in my opinion he is in desperate need of a good spanking thus Gspotter was chosen by me because at the age of 35 he should know what it feels like to be in a passionate scenario!

Then maybe you should consider changing your status of what your looking for...Intimate Encounter is a one night stand just saying~~~~~~~~~

in my opinion he is in desperate need of a good spanking

In my opinion, he will be spanking for a very long time