Okay. So imagine you are in a relationship. In the beginning, everything was just fine and dandy. But six months down the road now and you are about ready to either shoot yourself or move to Alaska and begin life in an igloo. However, rather than get that drastic, you decide that the time has come to breakup with your current lover. So....how do you handle it? Do you over think it? Do you text the breakup? Confront it head on, face to face? Email? Morse Code? What is your option?

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be Coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free.

Tell her you moved to Alaska for your new job and break up with her over the phone. No fuss, no muss.

Eh....but would you want them to follow you there? Some people be so stalkerish.

Tell her you decided to go gay.
Makes it easier for everyone.

I actually have a friend who told his ex-wife that. When she saw him with another chick four months later, she about took his head off.

Don't tell her where you really move!!

communication is about adjusting your message and mode of delivery in order to make sure it is understood.

In short, it depends on who you're talking to.

You go ahead and make the break, preferably face to face. Be gentle, but be firm.
Lines like 'It is you and not me' or 'It is me not you' dont help.
They deserve to be with someone who loves them.
See it as being in their best interests to part and that may make it easier.

lmao

I second this option.

Be a man and grow balls, tell her face to face.
You could always start off with it's not you, it's me and add i like you as a friend?
If that don't work tell her your moving to a far away country that has no way of communicating with the rest of the world.
Or be blunt I don't want to be with you bye and walk fast in case she throws something at you.

So you are saying that when you break it off with someone.....you grow balls and do it?

I start asking what a vagina is REALLY like, and then start putting up pictures of jenna talackova and caitlyn jenner.

I then proceed to buy myself underwear that's prettier than hers, start yelling at her when she uses my hair dryer, and getting my nutter butter crumbs in her chocolate whenever she's having her period.

I contact her boss and tell them that my partner has forgotten to return the computer and some office equipment she borrowed and if they need it now or if she can just bring it in later, harboring suspicion of theft at work.

Eventually, out of stress, she starts banging random dudes off craigslist, but unbeknownst to her I've poked holes in all our condoms.
Also, I've paid off the crack heads that contact her, having coached them on what to say.

Once she's pregnant and jobless with a crack baby I accuse her of cheating and leave the state "to clear my head" and "be alone for a while."
I get a burner cell phone and give her that number, all other information is fake. I then throw away the burner phone.

...It's a several month plan. But they never see it coming.
And once they've figured it out several months have passed and I'm long gone.


I only overthink things on the internet.
It's more fun that way.
Beats doing laundry.


No.


Really, I just inject them with crisco while they're sleeping until they are too fat to leave the house. Then I leave the house, and don't come back.

just blame it on the person everybody else blames for
everything gone wrong in the world....


tell her .........








wait for it.......




















....it's was all Obama's fault....

Breaking up on a Phone call or email it shows that u are a coward...its better you face your problems and move on...

Lol I am saying say it as it is. Be straight to the point. Don't be gutless and use other methods besides face to face.
You know what i mean. Lol

You could buy her something to soften the blow hahaha nah tell them straight.
This is what I said
It's finished, I'm out, don't want to be married to you. It's over bye
Now can you leave my hospital room
Hope this helps lol

Confronting it head on. Its only fair to the other person that you are direct and honest.

I think that if I was feeling like that about it she probably wouldn't be happy in the relationship either and it would be fairly easy to break it off. If we were arguing a lot she might even be the one to say that it's over.

Sometimes it can be kind of mutual and hard to tell which one of you did the actual dumping. If I start the conversation about how I don't think that it's going to work she might finish it. You can have those conversations a lot of times before one of you just says that you really aren't right for each other and it's over.

There are loads of ways that you can do it, depending on the person and circumstances. You can pick out bones of contention and use them as reasons for breaking it off. Probably there was something about the relationship that you argued about and maybe you put up with something that you didn't like when you did want to be with them that you could say that you really aren't happy about at all and can't put up with anymore. You can scare them off by telling them that you want to get more serious than they do, or you could tell them that you want a more casual arangement than they do. I got rid of one by saying that I wanted her to meet my mother. It might seem like giving someone an ultimatum and trying to fix the relationship, rather than breaking it off but you may actually just be being honest about how you feel and about what you had wanted it to be like at last.

If they still keep coming back though you have to be a bit firmer and just make it clear that you don't want to see them anymore.

Good post Tawt. The reason I started this topic is due to a convo a co-worker and I had about this subject. He broke it off with a girl a while back and it went bad.....as in she called him everything but a white man.....and all he did was tell the truth to her and knew it was best to break it off. She still hates him to this day. Which had him joking to me, "I should have just texted the breakup to the biatch".