Dat:
but i dont want to date a guy : ( good concept though ... and i thought it was hard to please one lady .... now i have to please the whole fam <face palm>


http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/if-you-want-date-my-daughter-youre-going-have-date-50883?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default



If You Want To Date My Daughter, You’re Going To Have To Date Me First

As a father, I’ve always been very protective of my daughter. She’s the center of my universe, and I would do just about anything for her. And that means making sure that she only spends time with boys who treat her the way that she deserves to be treated. So let’s make one thing perfectly clear: If you want to date my daughter, that means you’re going to have to date me first.

That’s right. Before you even think about asking Katie out, you’re going to have to show up at our house and escort me, her dad, on a perfectly lovely date. No exceptions.

Sure, call me old-fashioned. Maybe we live in a different time now, one where boys have no qualms about taking a girl out on a Friday night without first going on a fun date with the girl’s father. But let me tell you right now that that kind of crummy attitude isn’t going to fly with me, no sirree. And don’t think you can just pull up to the curb and honk your horn and I’ll come running out. There’s a certain way young women and their dads like to be treated, got it?

You might be able to get away with going steady with other girls without enjoying a romantic evening with their fathers, but not with my baby girl. If you want a chance with her, I expect you to come to the door, firmly shake my hand, and then ask me if I want to go get ice cream sometime. And when we do head out on our first date, provided you demonstrate that you’re a responsible, mature, morally upright young man, only then will I know that you’re fit to date my Katie.

Date my daughter, date me. It’s as simple as that.

And if you want me to let you anywhere near my sweet little angel, you had better be on your best behavior, that’s for damn sure. You need to prove that you’re the type of guy who knows how to show the proper level of care and respect to your special someone, whether the special someone in question is a smart, sensitive girl who lights up the room wherever she goes, or her middle-aged father.

Hold the door open for me. Listen to what I have to say. Buy me flowers. Make me feel as special as my Katie is. If you’re going to take my daughter out, I want you to first demonstrate that you can show me a wonderful time at a nice restaurant or the homecoming dance. Otherwise, I’ll know that you just aren’t good enough for my pumpkin.

Also, I hope it goes without saying that I expect you to be a perfect gentleman while we’re out on the town together—no funny business. In fact, if you so much as attempt to place a hand on my knee, you can say bye-bye to any chance of me ever letting you take my daughter out, regardless of how much fun we were having up until that point, and even if you let me wear your varsity jacket when I got cold.

So keep your hands to yourself. Have me home by a reasonable hour. And, just like with my daughter, don’t be expecting so much as a goodnight kiss from me. If you happen to get a little peck on the cheek, fine, but don’t expect it.

You may think I’m being a little harsh here. Maybe you don’t want to go to the trouble of courting me, taking me out to see a scary movie, and steadily winning me over until I give you permission to ask Katie out. But believe me right now when I say that she’s worth it. And it’s because she’s such a special, lovely young woman for whom I make it a rule to date every boy she brings around, no ifs, ands, or buts. Until she turns 18, that’s just how it’s going to go. Got it?

Yeah, that Onion site does like it's humor.

dang dude.. I thought I was geting some mother and daughter action..
thats cold brother..

That must be a joke. How far will he take it. Do you have to honeymoon with him first, as well?

That will end badly.

k that is uhm
thanks for the nightmares : )

<tap> <tap> <tap> your doing that wrong

i think it is a good idea to a point
would help weed a lot of bad ones out
but thing is , most kids wouldnt listen anyways
as well as a lot of things the father or mother would want the younger might not <shrug>
kinda a double sided sword

Dat, I want a quarter for every time you shrug. I will hopefully be able to afford that house.

lots of luck collecting : )
and yes you would be able to in no time

I like this idea. My Hubby used to say he would meet our daughter's first date with a very long and very shiny hunting knife and tell the boy "I don't mind going back to prison if my little girl doesn't get home by 10 pm and with all her parts intact."

I don't see anything wrong with that really.....if i really like a girl i would do that....& in the past the girl's father's i've met have all liked me & been cool with me...even the mother's with some...i would do that with the father so in a way he would know a lil about me & be assured his daughter's in safe hands

my last g.f. she wanted me to meet her parents before we ever met in real life
i was game for it
fly to philopeans and meet them, then go from there (would have been nicer if she was going to be there but was in japan)
<shrug>

So you flew to phl & then japan to meet her?
How did that go

^ Yippee!! Another quarter in the jar towards my new house!!!

^ That was meant for Dat!

I did and I got herpes! Aaaaaaaaagh!

And I found out he doesn't really have a daughter!
It's him on the other end of her online profile!
Aaaaaaaagh!

He's just a middle age gay power top with gentle hands!
Aaaaaaagh!

He is living his daughter's life for her; bizarre. At a certain age, children have to walk down some paths on their own. Take their own risks and make their own mistakes. One learns far more from failure than it does from success.

never made it that far , i failed the ignore me for a month test
long story

lol

i am going to dissagree with that
my parents learned me not to touch a hot stove , so i in tern never did it on perpose

but i do know what you are talking about

Now, I am intrigued. What is the "ignore me for a month" test?