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Topic: Need Escorting To Freedom?
no1phD's photo
Mon 10/19/15 03:16 PM
Op..I would just suggest you lay back and enjoy yourself.. let the trained professionals do their job..lol

no photo
Mon 10/19/15 03:17 PM



Yikes..that was like reading a train-wreck.
Well, so, uh...well.

You read that? Would you be so kind as to provide a one or two sentence summary?

Hooker did deed, client still traumatized,
Viagra needed now.


Little soldier wouldn't salute inside raincoat.

soufiehere's photo
Mon 10/19/15 03:19 PM

laugh
And now those who read that will also be traumatized?

I have had to change the vacuum bags
in my mind twice already.

isaac_dede's photo
Mon 10/19/15 04:25 PM

........
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I have been known for writing essays but really I am trying to get the message across to other people in my boat that actually you will appreciate a wank a whole lot better


I know I recommended the escort route, and it sounds like it wasn't anything like what you expected....I'm honestly not surprised.

But don't write sex off just yet, sex is ALWAYS better with someone you are close to on many levels.

It's the difference between a frozen $5 pizza and a custom delivery pizza specifically designed for you.

Sure both in the end serve the same purpose, but one by far is superior.

Honestly, in my relationships the sex seems to get bettet the longer we are together, if you're attentive you learn what they like, what they don't like etc...


Hopefully your partner is attentive as well.

so just wanted to add that not all sex is created equal

Rock's photo
Mon 10/19/15 06:21 PM
27 and still a virgin?

Oh em gee!

You're probably gonna die a virgin.

Seems your only hope, is save your allowance for a few months, to hire a hooker.

jacktrades's photo
Mon 10/19/15 06:24 PM

lu10nt

I'm not one for giving advice because really I know jack chit myself.

But trust me on this one, an escort is not the answer, think of the diseases you could end up with, think of the disappointment when it's over, you will be ashamed of yourself.

For what it's worth my advice would be this,
take it easy,
wait for the right girl,
fall in love,
and everything in the garden will be rosy.

There's no shame in being a virgin that's for certain.
Think of the shame of using a girl for her body, almost like ordering a steak at a restaurant, because paying for an escort is just that.

I don't care what anyone thinks of escorts or prostitutes or whatever you want to call them, they are somebody's daughter and using them because you have the money is wrong, pure and simple.






This is great advice, very well said Joe.

no photo
Tue 10/20/15 03:57 AM
I know exactly what you are going through. I went through the same thing when i was 15. I could not sleep, i think about sex a lot, and i had headaches. You could try Craigslist. There are a lot of women there looking for relationships or intimate encounters. You could post an ad there that says exactly what you are looking for and you will get lots of response . It is one of the fastest way to get some, I post an ad there a couple years ago and i met a clean, beautiful and decent woman . She was going through a divorce and wanted some sweet loving. And my timing was right. She did an STD test and it shows that she was clean. She know i was not ready for marriage. She left me with great memories and no guilt. There are good and bad people every where. If you try CL just screen the women properly, ask the one you choose to do a STD test and use a condom. There are a lot of Gold Diggers there too so becareful!

lu10nt's photo
Mon 11/16/15 01:45 PM

27 and still a virgin?

Oh em gee!

You're probably gonna die a virgin.

Seems your only hope, is save your allowance for a few months, to hire a hooker.


Well if you had read everything properly you'd have made a different summary. Also for those who would say I am/was traumatised, that wasn't really the case. I was just (Number of Atoms of Earth) x 42 = The level of my disappointment and dissatisfaction. Also for those joking around about Viagra, all I can say is I am shell shocked. I honestly thought that once it got to it and that (in a sad little way) that once I'd seen boobs and vagina let alone get to fondle with them that I would have had a very sturdy rocket. I think being too nervous and doing it with a total stranger meant that the Astronauts abandoned their Rocket and drove home.

In a weird way it looked like it helped me because just three weeks later I found someone but sad to say it only lasted (A New World Record) 7 Days. Although it never progressed to the bit everyone seems to naturally assume, it was still experience that I hadn't had before and that in my opinion I should have had much earlier in life.

I do hope that I am slowly edging onto the right path now and that around the (worlds longest) corner that I will find someone who is everything I need her to be.

isaac_dede's photo
Mon 11/16/15 03:01 PM


27 and still a virgin?

Oh em gee!

You're probably gonna die a virgin.

Seems your only hope, is save your allowance for a few months, to hire a hooker.


Well if you had read everything properly you'd have made a different summary. Also for those who would say I am/was traumatised, that wasn't really the case. I was just (Number of Atoms of Earth) x 42 = The level of my disappointment and dissatisfaction. Also for those joking around about Viagra, all I can say is I am shell shocked. I honestly thought that once it got to it and that (in a sad little way) that once I'd seen boobs and vagina let alone get to fondle with them that I would have had a very sturdy rocket. I think being too nervous and doing it with a total stranger meant that the Astronauts abandoned their Rocket and drove home.

In a weird way it looked like it helped me because just three weeks later I found someone but sad to say it only lasted (A New World Record) 7 Days. Although it never progressed to the bit everyone seems to naturally assume, it was still experience that I hadn't had before and that in my opinion I should have had much earlier in life.

I do hope that I am slowly edging onto the right path now and that around the (worlds longest) corner that I will find someone who is everything I need her to be.


I want to say that IMHO if this is what you're looking for you're going to be continously disappointed.

You can't 'design' or even find a 'perfect' woman.

Honestly I think your focus is backwards, meaning it seems your searching for a 'perfect fit'

Instead of searching for a woman you want to strive to be perfect for.

We can never change another individual, but we can sure as heck grow and change ourselves. Finding a woman who is worth that, Imo should be your focus



lu10nt's photo
Thu 11/19/15 11:37 AM
They sound like very wise words. I hope my sub-conscious can re-calibrate to that criteria as it does sound like that should be my goal.

no photo
Thu 11/19/15 12:00 PM

They sound like very wise words. I hope my sub-conscious can re-calibrate to that criteria as it does sound like that should be my goal.


Your making getting laid sound really.. really hard to do... its not.. stop thinking so much and you will get that reclusive boner you are searching for.


"sub conscious recalibrating to that criteria"...come on..just relax

fsaguy29's photo
Fri 11/20/15 04:04 PM
Sorry to sound like a bad PUA but: go to a bar just before closing & try to get with one of the ladies that are still there at that time. Should be easier since...oh god I can't believe I'm saying this...since you each become each others only option for the night if they want sex. Yes, it will be awkward in the morning or even a hour later LOL!, but, you will have done the deed & can move on to obsessing about something else. Good luck!

thanks for the tip LOLlaugh laugh

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