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raised a lady
bodily noises are unacceptable in public in fact, my kids tease me about never hearing mom burp or ..make noises they do remember I drank a soda in the car once and a huge belch came out of course being boys they thought it was great and laughed and tried to burp louder 
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Lol just let it rip Everyone does it, make sure windows are open and use your manners. Go in as you aim to be yourself Yes always in style. |
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It's best to be a lady or a gentleman. Every little thing that you do affects your relationships, even something as ostensibly banal as bowel movements and the digestive process. When you start disrespecting each other on a small scale, it's only a matter of time that you will do so at a much more serious level and start taking each other for granted. Let's keep something sacred in the relationship. This is how you start chipping away at the love, when you disregard each other on a small scale or let yourself go. It's only a matter of time that you start dressing like a slob and not taking care of yourself or your appearance. You are signaling to your mate that you are not interested in pleasing them. Or worse, you don't care if you displease or disgust them. Then, you wonder where the love went and why they are more attracted to someone else and are leaving you. Pay attention to everything you do. fanny farts are the mans fault your pulling out to far. ha ha 
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Edited by
MelMaxx
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Thu 07/16/15 05:25 AM
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LOL...THIS IS A FUN ONE!!
As others have said, TRY to be a lady or gentleman, however IT IS A NATURAL ACT so it is not always going to be hidden from your partner. ALWAYS be polite and show your manners when it does happen. And, if you are not being absolutely gross, or dutch oven, then your partner should have no problem with it. 
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Edited by
debbie1980
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Thu 07/16/15 05:43 AM
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It really doesn't bother me if he burps and farts, I think anyone who's done nursing will say the same thing. (saw and dealt with so much worse) so no big deal to me.
If he did it in public that would be different, that's just rude and shows he has no manners. If he kept farting while being intimate, a big no no, and yes it happens!! 
For me though, I've never done that in front of an ex, unless ones popped out in my sleep, which no one can avoid, unless we put a cork up our ar$e.
I know a couple who have farting competitions after having a hot curry lmao
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Lol.. so how long after you've been in a new relationship.. do you wait before you let them... hear you burp.?. 
Or worst yet.. you break wind..oops. excuse me..  ....
 
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I knew a guy in college who could belch the Star Spangled Banner.
Quite impressive! |
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raised a lady bodily noises are unacceptable in public ^^ this 
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Not long
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It's best to be a lady or a gentleman. Every little thing that you do affects your relationships, even something as ostensibly banal as bowel movements and the digestive process. When you start disrespecting each other on a small scale, it's only a matter of time that you will do so at a much more serious level and start taking each other for granted. Let's keep something sacred in the relationship. This is how you start chipping away at the love, when you disregard each other on a small scale or let yourself go. It's only a matter of time that you start dressing like a slob and not taking care of yourself or your appearance. You are signaling to your mate that you are not interested in pleasing them. Or worse, you don't care if you displease or disgust them. Then, you wonder where the love went and why they are more attracted to someone else and are leaving you. Pay attention to everything you do. fanny farts are the mans fault your pulling out to far. ha ha
I wasn't singling you out phd, I was talking about men in general. 
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Its all good
 I always pull out too far... if there is such a thing 
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I "Dated" this lady once.. we Were in bed together !.she straddled me threw the covers over both of our heads... I thought to myself wow !this is nice.. She giggled and then I smelt what she dealt ..nearly ! well did throw up in my mouth a little bit..
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sure I laughed and made fun rolled with it.... .. but by the smell of it I thought I might be I rolling in it.. ..
after that I didn't quite look at her the same lol especially shortly after that we were out at a restaurant she whispered across the table pull my finger and .. I did .. she did . then raised herself off her chair and let a ripper go.. she I  ... that was pretty much the end of it for me... I realize accidents happen but I like a lady to be a lady
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Where do you find these charmers?
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Edited by
debbie1980
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Thu 07/16/15 09:59 AM
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omg that's terrible and in public!!!
still funny though 
I've never burped in front of a ex, let alone let rip |
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raised a lady bodily noises are unacceptable in public No and NO it isn't going to happen whether it is in public or private. If you feel the urge to pass gas then excuse yourself and go to the powder room... There is a time and place for bodily functions to be performed and passing gas is a private matter for women not going to do it. Don't belch pass gass nor spit where I can be observed... Nor do I really want to hear my guy do these thing... If he does I won't say anything but I am taking a couple of steps away just in case.... |
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I "Dated" this lady once.. we Were in bed together !.she straddled me threw the covers over both of our heads... I thought to myself wow !this is nice.. She giggled and then I smelt what she dealt ..nearly ! well did throw up in my mouth a little bit.. .
sure I laughed and made fun rolled with it.... .. but by the smell of it I thought I might be I rolling in it.. ..
after that I didn't quite look at her the same lol especially shortly after that we were out at a restaurant she whispered across the table pull my finger and .. I did .. she did . then raised herself off her chair and let a ripper go.. she I ... that was pretty much the end of it for me... I realize accidents happen but I like a lady to be a lady
...my afternoon just got a lot brighter, because I'm laughing so hard 
...why, WHY did you actually pull her finger??!!
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I "Dated" this lady once.. we Were in bed together !.she straddled me threw the covers over both of our heads... I thought to myself wow !this is nice.. She giggled and then I smelt what she dealt ..nearly ! well did throw up in my mouth a little bit.. .
sure I laughed and made fun rolled with it.... .. but by the smell of it I thought I might be I rolling in it.. ..
after that I didn't quite look at her the same lol especially shortly after that we were out at a restaurant she whispered across the table pull my finger and .. I did .. she did . then raised herself off her chair and let a ripper go.. she I ... that was pretty much the end of it for me... I realize accidents happen but I like a lady to be a lady
You are tainted now, guilt by association. Judge not.. |
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Edited by
tulip2633
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Thu 07/16/15 01:23 PM
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This thread is cracking me up. Reminds of the restaurant scene in the movie White Chicks. Poor puppy dog.
Here is the clip. http://youtu.be/Pj1BskSh8rw
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To f.an.funny^^....omg.. pretty much except for the return . volley...
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