. when I first came online.. I did not understand what some of the abbreviations. stood for..ie lmao..
took me awhile to figure out it meant ..laughing my azz off..

.. so one of the stupidest things I ever said..was... I once asked somebody.. what does...B.R.B. stand for.. they said be right back.... I said okay but when you come back can you tell me what B.R.B stands for... ..lol

The most stupid thing I ever said?.................

'Will you marry me.?'

Ni! Nnnnnn, nnnnnn, Nu no no no no Ni! oh. Ni!

.. I have to agree with you !...that is pretty stupid..lol

I didn't know what that meant til now.
I remember googling (BTW) and was all proud because I figured It out (ABMS)
al by my self but next time someone used it I couldn't remember so I when about 3-4 months until I googled it again.

I had a girlfriend that was happy buying all this cheep costume jewelry and
came back from the mall very happy and sharing and showing me all the cool things she bought.

Somehow my X woman who is the mother of my son was brought up and the GF was putting her down unnecessary so I said
"At least he wouldn't wear costume jewelry. She was almost in instant tears went to the bedroom for about 20 and comes out and marches right to the table picks up all the new purchases and sinks them in the garage and said
"You are going to buy me all the real things tomorrow because she not better than me And marches to bed.
It was in the Alaska panhandle,South East AK, in the summer and its a tourists trap. I has seen 5 cruse boats in in one day and it was expense. I remember taking the cab the next morning and her laughing the whole way telling the big story to the cab driver how I taught her a valuable lesson.
Yeah ok.

I have to agree never tell a man no...lol

The stoopidest thing I ever said
gets upgraded daily...pretty much.

lmao, that was pretty funny. Had a similar experience, while chattin with a lady she kept using the abbreviation 'lol' and in a culture in Nigeria it an expression of love,so i misinterpreted it for her being in love with me. so i started giving her the sermon, the usual sermon guys give the ladies and she was surprise and was like what's happening, anyway after understanding each other she then told me the meaning of 'lol' and i was like wtf just happened, it was all in my head

You can cook tea tonight
The food was so bad the dog wouldn't eat it.

would have a glass of spaghetti and a plate of juice

...."I do"......

And what bank loan did you take out to pay for it. SE Alaska in summer time is very very expensive...


Oh hell I say something stupid each and everyday..
the list is endless...

I have quite a talent for it

dammit bunny you beat me to it

Sorry nascar......

(I was 13 and am talking to my 18 year old Uncle)

Me: Hey Uncle.....What's the ****?

Uncle: (Spits out Coke): What the hell??? Boy....you should know by now that the **** is an automobile.

Me: (hours later and walk right up to my Mom) Mom....can we buy the ****.

Mom: (Passes out).

I guess I wrote he unstead of she
but thats another thread.

No I was ok, I had a lot of shares in the "Bank of BC bud" back in the day.
Actually I met her in Sally's 108 in 'K town' and she was bartending in a playboy outfit and I bought her some shots and she asked what we did and I told her that "I don't work my family's VERY VERY wealthy" so not sure which was stupider.
I was the more extravagant one and brought her into my ways.
living it up in Vancouvers Pan Pacific,fine dinning,limos,Indy races concerts,leather outfits head to toe.
Then I couldn't stand what I turned her into.She just had no respect for money for some reason You could dress her up but what a redneck. Ok here is one from her.We are driving around Van on Vancouvers Indy race weekend and we were doing circles looking for a road. so she asks "what kind of bird is that anyways doing that chirping"? So Phil who my bud who was driving dubed him "Empty"...lol as Phil wasn't very smart. SO "Empty" starts explaining to her that its not a bird that its comming from the crosswalks..
(I doubt he had the capacity to know it was for the blind)Anyway I start to tell Empty that she knows, she is just joking, but she hadn't a clue as she shook her pretty little head. IDK if God blessed her but I did many times.

asked someone in the very first message to explain me (couldn�t find it in dictionary) what does it mean: cut one.
Geee, I was so ashamed

its ok,,just dont let it happen again you here,,,smilen,,,

Ok Boss