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| Topic: stupidest thing you've ever said..lol | |
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Ouch i personally can't see his name carved into me, not even tattooed
This is me  no way hose aye.
I would write his name on my school books. |
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My ex got me so wild. I said to him fxxxk you.
He smiled, I saw his face and quickly said nah you weren't that good in the first place. Lol smile disappeared and quickly went home  good save
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yeah sure go ahead you can borrow my truck
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Hmm.. I for one would love to know
 
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I told my bro mates I'm going into the pharmacy to get me a stud. They looked at each other shocked. So i went in knowing they thought i was buying a man. I said to the pharmacist have you got a sense of humour. He said questionly yes. So good. Come with me and i will explain later. So we went to the door because the van was parked outside and said to my bro mates. Hey i brought me a stud wow isn't he a hunk out loud. They looked as well as others in the street. The pharmacist went red. My mates looked shocked the girls laughed. So what made it worse for them i said can we keep him hes the best Ive seen.
That was a good laugh. Went back into the shop with tbe pharmacist, explained it to him he was a honey and said it was the best joke of the day I brought my earings (studs) and went back to the car. The bro mates are leaders in my church. |
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Does it take eighteen months for twins to be born or nine?
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I will kiss you in the fore head. Thank you you are truly a blessing my friend. 
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I HATE you for LOVING me!
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I will kiss you in the fore head. Thank you you are truly a blessing my friend.
  
I'm honored, precious Lady.
May you be 'blessed'.
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You're welcome
Have a great day |
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You're welcome Have a great day It's midnight here at the moment of this typing. However, I thank you for your good wishes, my friend. May this day bring 'peace' & 'happiness' to you, and to those of your loved ones, in abundance. You are precious.
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O.K.
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They who have been born on the 29th of February in a leap year, 'actually' grow older by 1 year, in every 4 'Calendar' Years!
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Yes, I'll give you another chance [to fool me]
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Edited by
MelMaxx
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Sun 07/26/15 04:06 PM
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They who have been born on the 29th of February in a leap year, 'actually' grow older by 1 year, in every 4 'Calendar' Years!
 YEP....I have to deal with explaining this to peeps. My daughter was born on February 29th.
We have to actually EXPLAIN to peeps that she still is older every year, just like everyone else. 
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Do I have to actually pay for this?
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YEP....I have to deal with explaining this to peeps. My daughter was born on February 29th.
We have to actually EXPLAIN to peeps that she still is older every year, just like everyone else.
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"No, I don't mind if you do that."
Ain't sayin what it was, but it did almost kill me. |
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which time
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