ok diary....Im calculating how many hours of sleep with the 2 aspirins Im gonna take with this glass of wine so I can get up to go to the drive thru at mcdonalds in the morning....omg my life is messed@!!!

lmaooooooooooo dear diary.....oh my now afghanistan men are viewing me!!!

Dear diary......look!!! Eric is being all patriotic!!!

Dear diary.....I wonder if the men on this site have gay tendencies towards eric.....I mean, you know, he is kinda cute!!

Some might, do you allow him to explore his wild side?

dear diary........I thought I was talking to myself......Im wondering if eric has a wild side too.....

Why is Eric holding a potato?

Is that a bit wild?

omg!!! looking at my man counter and an asian guy named Eric just viewed my profile!!!

Its not the same eric though.......maybe he thinks he could be my eric???

I wonder how many men want their yoko ono?

omg!!! looking at my man counter and an asian guy named Eric just viewed my profile!!!

Its not the same eric though.......maybe he thinks he could be my eric???

I wonder how many men want their yoko ono?

They all want some chesty love now

DEAR DIARY........now look at those ta tas!!! new imaginary gf?

Makes my back ache just looking at those puppies!!!!

Yep, talk about getting some attention now. I may have to find a new one.

hmmmmmmmmm my eric gets attention but I bet you get alot of attention now!!!

dear diary......eric and I must rest.....we have a big day tomorrow......mcdonalds for breakfast yaaaaaaaaay!!! ok I need a life

over and out!!!

Dear diary, does he have a knob?

dd,

from Sneakers...



College-Aged Bishop: Richard Nixon's personal checking account is in here!
College-Aged Cosmo: Oh, this is a challenge. Marty, we have to find someone truly worthy to give his money to.
College-Aged Bishop: How about... the National Organization to Legalize Marijuana?
College-Aged Cosmo: Perfect!



Mother: They've even got photos of the guy leaving the embassy, through the back service entrance. Hey, Crease, you on?
Donald Crease: Yeah, I'm on.
Mother: Were you still in C.I.A. in '72?
Donald Crease: Yeah, why?
Mother: Did you know the Deputy Director of Planning was down in Managua, Nicaragua the day before the earthquake?
Donald Crease: Now what are you saying, the C.I.A. caused the Managua earthquake?
Mother: Well, I can't prove it, but...


[Carl wants to date the young N.S.A. agent]
Martin Bishop: How about a lunch? You can chaperone.
Bernard Abbot: No, I will not do this.
Martin Bishop: Hey, Abby, Abby, come on, now the F.B.I.'d give him twins!


[last lines]
TV Anchorman: In a surprise announcement, the Republican National Committee has revealed it is bankrupt. A spokesman for the party said they had plenty of money in their accounts last week, but today they just don't know where the money has gone. But not everybody is going begging. Amnesty International, Greenpeace and the United Negro College Fund announced record earnings this week, due mostly to large, anonymous donations.

Dear Diary, where is my black magic woman?

Dear Diary, how are you doing?

Dear Diary, I haven't been here for awhile. I hope everyone are doing well.