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| Topic: Dear Diary , the second edition | |
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hey purple cat...whats the chances of that?
....its a daquerri with dble cream ??? Its very very east over here in scotland. Oi u |
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supreme-----it keep me going--going--going
wait that ain't right--sounds like this bunny rabbit thing-- 
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-check the plugs too
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HIGH OCTAINE .......
better then cocaine.......??lol...... 
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oh very west out here........
Oceanspray Cranberry Cocktail .....good shot of vitamin C I gots the flu.....  
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octane??--that's gassy stuff--
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-flush the tank for better mileage
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oh ,,gas.........
ya ya ...ya..... oh an DONT forget to FLUSH!!
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Dear diary.....nothing I like more than farting in bed and scaring the begeeeeeeezus outta my cats!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAS ATTACK !!!! the green cloud has been released.................
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PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ... Gypsy.... don't blame fluffy... Dear D2Ed Men are poopyheads - I remember why I chose to be single
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dd,
enters thread cautiously with long yellow rubber gloves and a bucket full of pine smelling disinfectants what's with all the gas and scat?! ewwww! p. ewwwww!
open up the window and air it out in here wouldya?! mopping up vigorously.... 
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
that will teach him for putting puncture marks in my forehead!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhh men poopy......only if ya let them!!!
<-----passes the toilet paper!!
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Gypsy did your cats pass out?
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Dear diary......my cats are outside now!!!
frolicking in the "wind"
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dd,
cats are desperately trying to choke down fresh air. swear they will never go under the blankies ever again. |
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and probably glad to be getting some fresh air too!
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Dear diary.......do you ever have that not so "fresh" feeling?
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todays smelly start is brought to you today by the
number P and the letter 3........... |
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ha haha haaaaaaaaaaaaa I was gonna say that next.....^^^^^^^^
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