Dear Diary: Thanks for the sunburn today, I like when my face feels like it's on fire.

You actually made me laugh out loud!!!

Thanks!!!

that is a good thing !!

mission accomplished!!

purple,,

Dear diary.....

Helllooooooo ......

herroooooooooo!!!

Dear diary....toasted bologna sandwiches for supper are really special.......but ya have to have the good bread.....the italiano bread with the sesame seeds or the entire thing tastes like ****e!

Dear diary......work started off......ummmmmmm special.....patients barfing all over themselves......next one pees the bed.....next one yelling at me......grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I want calgon to take me away!!!!!

hmmmmm I dont like bologna........

its actually salami....

I killed myself tryin to pick up my kid who was being an evil hell spawn , now I know why they said not to lift any thing heavy for a few weeks...
can Calgon ..... take my kid away for a few hours??.....

uhhhhhhhhhh tell that lil kid to get the hell to bed and quit bugging his mom!!!

ohhhhhhhhhh evil muriel is out!!! dont let muriel babysit!!!

his big brother suggested dish soapin the lil monsters mouth .. he doesnt like that idea ... new threat , also threatening to shut down the trick or treating idea ...he WONT GO TO BED !! I will be dragging him in a minute.. although I cant drag him even an I think he knows that...its terrible he knows I'm weak right now ...I'm hurtin... he can be the sweetest kid in the world ..but then he can be the meanest evil creature to...

well pretty soon he will have to get up early to go to kindergarden so I guess you will have to train him to go to bed early soon or he will be evillllllllllll !!!!

oh PLEASE MURIAL BABYSIT !!
I cant even yell , herniated?..I donno ..short of breath tummy strained..

Muriel would make that kid go to bed!!! That kid would be too scared of muriel to ever leave that bed!!!!!!! AND HE WILL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!

Which kid are you talking about now?

ohhhhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmm!!!

I'm pretty mellow , hate gettin mad ......
the older two just meshed ........ mellow to .
I cant even begin to describe some of the stuff this kid does to me , your head would shake.....I dont under stand ..he wont listen to ..stop it please ..it has to be SCREAMING STOP IT !!
LIKE RIGHT NOW !! OK HE HAS THIS THING FOR MY HAIR AN HE GRABS IT AN KISSES IT OR PULLS IT OR PUTS IT HOW HE LIKES IT OR REMOVES MY HAIR CLIP
GENREALLY hairassing ME !! OH BLA BLA BLA ..CRYIN AWAY AS MY KID ABUSES ME FURTHER i GOTTA GO SHUT OFF ALL THE LIGHTS AN SHUT HIM DOWN...
ESSENTIALLY SHUTTING ME DOWN TO , he hits me , he attacks me when I'm on the phone ........