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| Topic: Dear Diary , the second edition | |
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ooooooooooooh upstairs above the store theres another store called " A Step Above" OMG !! culinary tools out the ying yang !! an specialty items ..........ooooooh !! QF !!
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I seem to have an unwanted houseguest.
A mouse. 
Just set up a trap covered with peanut butter. We'll see how long it takes for he little freeloader to stick his beak in there. |
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crap!!!! No its not!!!! Extra foods makes the best black forrest cake........dont get it from safeway......or save on.....noooooooooooooo its gotta be from extra foods!!!
Ok Im just a weeeeeeee bit strange about my black forrest cake!!! Why did your landlord buy you a cake??? |
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commercial AND homemade recipes !!
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ummmmmmmm are you going to kill it???? with a trap???? ewwwwwwwww cant you just chase it outside?
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ummmmmmmmmm do you have black forrest cake from extra foods recipe???
dear diary......why is purple taunting me with her culinary skills? whyyyyyyyyyyy????????? 
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Kill it Kid....before it multiplies!!
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Just a weeeeee bit!
I tried but he was on the kitchen counter and I don't like animals on there.
If he was at least paying rent and not crapping all over, I'd consider letting him stay but being on the counter is the final straw. Seems there's no reasoning with rodents. |
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borrow a cat!!! Rent a cat!!!
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oh he usually gives the kids hagen daus in the summer , been awhile since hez seen me , he was worried ...
 making sure we are all alright an stuff , hez a really nice landlord , best one I've ever had ... I think h may want me to house sit for 6 weeks this winter to , hez probebly going home to Marakesh for awhile .. to be warm an take care of some family stuff...
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peanut butter will get the lil bugger in no time!!
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I had a landlord buy me a dozen red roses when my cat was hit by a car.....oh and I did have a nutty landlord who taught me how to make a roast beef....
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did he/she teach you how to do yorkshire puddin??......
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................ oh......drool........................roasted beast an yorkshire puddin , mashed potato..grrrraaavy.... aaaaaaaa drooolz drooolz......... |
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nooooooo she didnt.....but there is those packs you can buy......most of the time they dont turn out.......hard rocks of dough!!!
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm I will make a fine wife one day!!!
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PROTIEN................
I'm HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!! I was gonna make some oat raisin muffins ...got no oats...   ......
and I dont have any roast beef an yorkshire puddin handy either..... oh......no......... feeling weak.....too far to kitchen..... fading..... a . . 
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Im going to have another cuppa tea...
I was thinking of making banana bread with walnuts in it.....
but then I have all these things Im supposed to do today, like take in all these bottles.....ummmmmmmm rake the ****ing yard......oh and where do I find time to eat???? 
do those mice traps kill the mice???? I prefer them to be killed naturally by battle cats!@@@@
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Yup, usually breaks they're freeloading little rodent neck!
It's quick and they never know what hit them, unlike a cat who might play with them for hours on end.
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oh ..an the cat playing with the victim an gets blood all over the living room,,,been there done that EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there between that an all the wedding talk round here I'm not hungry any more...ta daaaaaaaa!
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dear diary........I wanna plan a wedding for purple!!! ohhhhhhhhhh geeeeeeeez Im going crazy here!!!
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