uhhhhhhhhhhhhh there is noooooooooooooo altering the recipe~~~!!!

I will do this from the goodness of my heart and you want to alter the recipe??? Is this the bridezilla show???

I didn't say it.....Jessie did

Ooooooh the jealousy!!

I can understand that!!

I mean, I'd be jealous of someone who could just flit hither and thither, as and when he/she/it decides ...

Oh wait! Thats me!

Actually you are right, its actually the Maldives.

Malaysia is soooooo yesterday.

They only have dial-up in the Maldives, so Ill just have to pop in once a week!

Sorry kids but when diving with whale sharks and manta rays, one has to concentrate on what one is doing!

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ya the croc hunter used to dive too!!!

ummmmmmmmmm here fishy fishy!!!

duncan seems quiet now.......

Getting the croc hunter diving, would be like me going croc hunting!!!!

The guy was a liability and an accident waiting to happen.

I have no sympathy for him at all.

It just goes to prove that underwater, you are no longer top of the food chain, and even the little things are very dangerous!!

We spent 60 million years evolving out of the water (well, some have evolved higher than the ameoba) and the last 70 years trying to get back in it!

Respect the sea as she is the weapon of Mother Nature!

Nope I was actually working.

Cleaning the beer lines.

Now I have beer that you could actually drink loads of (and people do, you know)

I like Tara Firma! No desire to swim with the fishies!

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dear diary..........I LOVED CROC HUNTER!!!! HE MADE ME LAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY AZZZZZZZZZZ OFF!!!! WE USED TO CALL HIM THE CROC FREAK......!!!!

What is a beer line? ummmmmmmmm ppl drink beer? Isnt it ale in england????


Ohhhhhhhh kid ya have to watch out for Tara Firma!!! she is almost like Muriel!!!

Underwater is an unbelievable experience.

It was once termed "Inner Space" and the feeling of weightlessness and having wild animals actually come up to your mask to investigate who you are is an incredible feeling.

The tenacity of the small creatures who will defend their territory from a much larger being always amazes me. But then the desire to protect your home is inherrant in all of us.

I have been lucky to have dived in some of the most amazing places in the world and its about time I did it again.

The standard equipment to go diving makes a noise. Not a loud one, but enough to keep the fish away. But there is equipment out there that makes no noise or emit no bubbles at all.

This piece of equipment lets the fish swarm around you and it is like being in a large fish tank, where you are the exhibit!!!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

We have, in the UK, what you call beer, which is like making love in a boat ... (f'king near water) and what we call beer is ale. Non gassy and easily drinkable.

But as it is yeast based, the lines that the beer comes through from the cellar need regular cleaning ... so thats what I have just done.

Gotta go ... the stocktaker has turned up and coffee needs to be drunk!!!

Have fun

See ya Duncan

Dear diary.......no idea what the queen just said but I think she wants to invite me for tea and crumpets!!

Dear ' J " ...
( why do I suddenly feel like I am in the Confessional ?? )...lol

I know I haven't been around much to chat with you , BUT , just know that I look " in your book " everyday to peek at my friends and make sure they are ok ...

ok .. hi ho, hi ho .. its back to .... fill in the blank .. lol

uhhhhhhhhhhhh who says im ok???

dd,

you may not be OK, but you are certainly FINE
heheheh

Good morning slow

good morning Fresh