UHHHHHHHHHHH hmmmmmmmmmmmm??????

what now?

Dear diary.......man counter is going waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up now with my lips pic!!!

And Mig.......with lips like this.......I dont need to do anal!!!

bring out the toilet paper?........
ew...

dd,

it could be the way the meds are mixing. or Muriel is fcking with ya. someone in my family always gets out of her speeding tix too. but my best shot is to play the harried Dad...which usually isn't too hard. i just tell the kids that we're not going to stop for ice cream as the police get out of the patrol car and they are usually whining pretty good by the time they get to the window. then i tell them how i got stuck driving the kids by myself and have just got to get them home soon before they drive me nuts.

that's usually about when cracker bits come flying out of the backseat or maybe even a sippy cup. by then i can tell by the look on the cops face if they have an ounce of humanity and they;re gonna let me off with a warning....



but if i don't have the kids, i'm screwed for sure.

Not too wild here, My friend Carol has been staying with me & she wears me out..

muriel muriel u nasty girl

Ive often wondered what would happen if I was pulled over while wearing my speedos!!!

oh oh , pissin em off wont help ....lol....

I get out of most speeding tickets!!!!

Fanta. There is only one way to find out. Please post video live feed!



but just in case you better also let them know you are anal
(if you don't have kids)

I'm gonna go watch the movie
Taledega nights , the ballad of ricky bobby ,
with my daughter ,
back later..........

Bye Purple.

Yes your right the cops here have no sense of humour!!

fanta u would go straight to jail for aggresion to the public moral.

even worse
intentional infliction of emotional distress to the general public

assualt on public decency!!

hahaha oh I have a story.........wayyyyyyyyyy back in my 20s I had this bf and we went to a halloween party and he dressed up as a punk rocker......I did his hair into a red mohawk etc.......anyways we went and after he dropped me off at home and his truck broke down on the side of the highway and so he decided to sleep in the truck........well the cops came in the morning and woke him up and just laughed at the guy!!! The didnt bother to give him a ticket......my bf couldnt figure out why he was being laughed at until he remembered and looked in the mirror!!!

Going to bed... g-nite all!!

gnite.......