Topic: Men turn into wimps when they get married
yellowrose10's photo
Mon 05/18/15 02:38 PM


You kidding me..got two sons leave it up I will lower it as neededbigsmile


You are a role model for womankind!

See there ladies? Better to sit IN fresh water than ON old pee!

:laughing:


Begs another question. Why can't you guys pee with thw seat down (not talking the lid)

Y'all can write your name in the snow but an inch smaller toilet hole makes a difference?

Hehehehe

scoope123's photo
Mon 05/18/15 02:41 PM
That's an absolutely ridiculous comment!

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Mon 05/18/15 02:42 PM



You kidding me..got two sons leave it up I will lower it as neededbigsmile


You are a role model for womankind!

See there ladies? Better to sit IN fresh water than ON old pee!

:laughing:


Begs another question. Why can't you guys pee with thw seat down (not talking the lid)

Y'all can write your name in the snow but an inch smaller toilet hole makes a difference?

Hehehehe



yes but not while half asleepbigsmile

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Mon 05/18/15 02:42 PM

The popcorn for this thread is ready.




drinks

yellowrose10's photo
Mon 05/18/15 02:43 PM
Hmmm eric...sounds like a personal problem to me laugh

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Mon 05/18/15 02:44 PM
just the facts ma'am

mightymoe's photo
Mon 05/18/15 02:44 PM
well, still off topic, but i have to weigh in here... womens arms don't work? you want us to raise and lower while y'all just jump in there and do nothing?

i guess women aren't going to be happy, regardless...ohwell

SuzQ66's photo
Mon 05/18/15 02:46 PM
Hmmmmm, my ex must not have gone to the seminar... after we got married he turned into a raging *******... scared

But i solved the toilet problem by telling him I wold put the cover back down after I peed, so we'd both have the same task, except his turn would take a little more muscle. whoa

mightymoe's photo
Mon 05/18/15 02:47 PM

Hmmmmm, my ex must not have gone to the seminar... after we got married he turned into a raging *******... scared

But i solved the toilet problem by telling him I wold put the cover back down after I peed, so we'd both have the same task, except his turn would take a little more muscle. whoa


lol, better than whining about a stupid toilet seat...drinker

yellowrose10's photo
Mon 05/18/15 02:48 PM

well, still off topic, but i have to weigh in here... womens arms don't work? you want us to raise and lower while y'all just jump in there and do nothing?

i guess women aren't going to be happy, regardless...ohwell


What? Men can't lift the seat up? Goes both ways. Plus...ever fall into a toilet in the middle of the night? Not pleasant

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Mon 05/18/15 02:49 PM
I remember when my twin brother used to piss all over the toilet seat, ha halaugh . I got used to it and always remembered to clean it before I sat down. :laughing:

yellowrose10's photo
Mon 05/18/15 02:49 PM
Edited by yellowrose10 on Mon 05/18/15 02:51 PM


Hmmmmm, my ex must not have gone to the seminar... after we got married he turned into a raging *******... scared

But i solved the toilet problem by telling him I wold put the cover back down after I peed, so we'd both have the same task, except his turn would take a little more muscle. whoa



lol, better than whining about a stupid toilet seat...drinker


Psst...a MAN (cough cough regularfellow) brought up the toilet seat issue lol

mightymoe's photo
Mon 05/18/15 02:52 PM


well, still off topic, but i have to weigh in here... womens arms don't work? you want us to raise and lower while y'all just jump in there and do nothing?

i guess women aren't going to be happy, regardless...ohwell


What? Men can't lift the seat up? Goes both ways. Plus...ever fall into a toilet in the middle of the night? Not pleasant


lol, you say that like men never sit...

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Mon 05/18/15 02:53 PM




The more time men spend with women the more effeminate and weak they will become. It's just a fact. I see it all the time. Men shopping for tampax and pushing prams etc. These men have lost their sense of shame.


You obviously have no idea what loving, caring and sharing of life with another person are.


Karen, it's another legendary Red Mist post! Don't take the bait!
:laughing:


Still kind of new here oops


That's right, pay no attention to the "Shanghai Shmuck"

mightymoe's photo
Mon 05/18/15 02:53 PM

I remember when my twin brother used to piss all over the toilet seat, ha halaugh . I got used to it and always remembered to clean it before I sat down. :laughing:


well, he should be cleaning his own mess, since he didn't raise it...

yellowrose10's photo
Mon 05/18/15 02:53 PM
Heck the men I know can't even make it in the toilet seat. They make a mess lol. Women sit more hehehehe

regularfeller's photo
Mon 05/18/15 03:01 PM
bigsmile I know picked this scab, I apologize to the fellers, and y'all ladies will be happy to know that I ALWAYS pee outside.

I believe many of the men stated they didn't shirk their parental duties, they just drew a line in the sand at being sent to fetch drain plugs.


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Mon 05/18/15 03:02 PM


I remember when my twin brother used to piss all over the toilet seat, ha halaugh . I got used to it and always remembered to clean it before I sat down. :laughing:


well, he should be cleaning his own mess, since he didn't raise it...


no point trying with him, it was easier just to clean it. didn't bother me to be honest. quite a funny memory, he must have a bad aim laugh laugh

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Mon 05/18/15 03:31 PM



I remember when my twin brother used to piss all over the toilet seat, ha halaugh . I got used to it and always remembered to clean it before I sat down. :laughing:


well, he should be cleaning his own mess, since he didn't raise it...


no point trying with him, it was easier just to clean it. didn't bother me to be honest. quite a funny memory, he must have a bad aim laugh laugh


Well I'm not speaking for all men or all situations. But trying to get a bulls eye with morning stiffness is very difficult... you have to start from 5 feet way.. and then " arch" it into the bowl.. all while still not fully awake... not easy..

It like trying to fill up a flower pot on your lawn with a garden hose from a distance. Lol

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Mon 05/18/15 03:45 PM




I remember when my twin brother used to piss all over the toilet seat, ha halaugh . I got used to it and always remembered to clean it before I sat down. :laughing:


well, he should be cleaning his own mess, since he didn't raise it...


no point trying with him, it was easier just to clean it. didn't bother me to be honest. quite a funny memory, he must have a bad aim laugh laugh


Well I'm not speaking for all men or all situations. But trying to get a bulls eye with morning stiffness is very difficult... you have to start from 5 feet way.. and then " arch" it into the bowl.. all while still not fully awake... not easy..

It like trying to fill up a flower pot on your lawn with a garden hose from a distance. Lol


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