what its your birthday. ?..omg.. I'm so embarrassed... backs a truck load of flowers up to her... happy belated birthday.....

Yes ... a week ago!!! I been crying for a week cos you didn't send me flowers, blow me a kiss, and congratulate me
But the flowers are great! Thank you!
*You do know that it will take more to make up when a woman is upset *

are you sure I didn't say happy birthday earlier..?... you know what! I probably didn't... please.. accept my most humble apologies.... I don't know why! or how I missed..it...
....hmmm.... how to make it up to you...
..... well if you were here or I was there... well I probably would not have missed your birthday...lol..
but if I did......hmm... I would start off by sending you flowers throughout the day....... at least four deliverys..
..... then I would stand outside of your work place or house.... with a giant bouquet of balloons..... why balloons you ask..... because they make people happy..lol.... and then I would beg you.. to let me take you out to a very nice and very expensive dinner....

..... even if we have to drive 3 hours to get there...... perhaps even stay overnight..hmmm..... and if you were still mad at me after that..... I would go back to the zoo and continue selling my balloons....lol..

.

I recall you saying happy birthday to crystal in her daughters birthday thread.

Shhh.. she's getting old!! I don't think she remembers..lol.. that or she doesn't have a glasses on...lmao..jk

Debbie!
Looking at flights to Canada as we speak, I want my dinner, the balloons, and yes... I am afraid I would have to spend the night... May be several nights, I suffer from jetlag, I will need some time to recover ...

So ... Shaddup Debbie!! You're ruining my make up surprise!!! Hot dang it!

ha ha lmao.

well I think I recall him saying, well I better say happy birthday to you as well, so there wasn't much effort there, so I agree you deserve that and more.

your not getting out of buying her dinner.

Especially not after insulting me!! GRRRMBleee... I don't have glasses!!!

I would make him beg for forgiveness after that comment, tut tut lol

.. it's not an insult..
.. it's a cultural difference.. yeah that's it a cultural thing..lol..
you see ok.. you best put your glasses on for this part...lol.. here in Canada we worship older nearsighted women.....lol....
. some countries have Cougars..

..... we have... and chase after..
.. older women who have slight vision impairments....lol.. ..
so I was actually paying you a compliment... you're welcome..
.

I get you. these culture differences

And another I missed.....happy birthday Crystal...