It was entertainment day at the Senior Centre. People came from miles around to see The Amazing Claude, the famed hypnotist, do his stuff.
Claude went to the front of the meeting room and announced,
"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost tangible as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat pocket.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting.
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"****",
said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Centre .

LMAO!!!!

ha it worked!

Good thing he didn't say "Well f*ck me! I dropped my watch!"

Ewww. I should probably apologize in advance for the mental images that caused...
Question: Because rozey2680 put 5 laughing emoticons, does that trump carebear19622 who only put 4, thus sending carebear19622 off into forum shame? Are you okay with all this "one more emoticon that you" battling that seems to be so rampant?

(haha...)