Topic: Mamas Boys
Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 05/09/15 11:12 PM
(it seemed appropriate today.....I LOVE MY MAMA!!...God rest her Soul!)
My Mama Said......

"You are a strong, worthy, and respectful man. Stay worthy. Stay strong. Stay respectful. THEN, you deserve (and demand) the same!"

Happy Mother's Day Everyone!!!!

What should Mamas tell their lil boys to be good men?

What should YOU tell good men to be "just" bad enough boys?


Goofball73's photo
Sun 05/10/15 07:00 AM
My Momma is the bestesr momma in the world. :smile:

My Mom told me once, "A real man will live by the golden rule. But son I want you to always do your best and try when you feel you will fail. Because failure will bring you closer to perfection". flowerforyou

bashajones's photo
Sun 05/10/15 07:05 AM

My Momma is the bestesr momma in the world. :smile:

My Mom told me once, "A real man will live by the golden rule. But son I want you to always do your best and try when you feel you will fail. Because failure will bring you closer to perfection". flowerforyou


My momma is besterer than your momma...:tongue:

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Sun 05/10/15 07:09 AM
The only person that has truly loved & believed in me has been my mother. I have not seen her in a year tears

bashajones's photo
Sun 05/10/15 07:12 AM

The only person that has truly loved & believed in me has been my mother. I have not seen her in a year tears


So what? She's only a phone call away...:tongue:

Happy Mother's Day, Romeo...flowerforyou

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Sun 05/10/15 07:16 AM


The only person that has truly loved & believed in me has been my mother. I have not seen her in a year tears


So what? She's only a phone call away...:tongue:

Happy Mother's Day, Romeo...flowerforyou



Thank you flowerforyou drinker

TMommy's photo
Sun 05/10/15 07:30 AM
my sons are eight years a part in age..in fact I went so long that I was convinced that my first son was going to be an only child happy


well he was so excited to be a big brother at 8 years old and would rush home to hold and feed his brother.

fast forward a few years and he is a teenager and on football team and wants to just hang out with his buddies and at times he would get really frustrated
with his little brother who just wanted to tag along and wanted his attention.

I said him down one day and had this little speech with him
" baby I know you got things you wanna do and you got your buds you wanna hang out with and girls and you a prince of the school Mr. Varisty football player but that boy has been waiting all day just to play with you, just to sit next to his big brother and watch a cartoon show or have you show him how to play that damn video game you said you would show him last week..

now I know you need to do things on your own and you are almost a man but YOU AIN"T NO MAN YET!
let me tell ya something sporto..that boy in there? whether you realize it or not ...is your best friend.. He is your blood and you are his. I will not walk this earth forever and when I die you will only have each other to depend on in this world. Jobs get lost, so do marriages, you got times of good and times of not having **** .who you gonna call when you are 45 and your wife just booted your azz into the street? these bonds baby that you take the time to make now? last you rest of your life ....or they won't..you decide

TMommy's photo
Sun 05/10/15 07:37 AM
this one still makes him laugh

" whatever my boy date em all..hot and dumb as a box of rocks..just remember though eventually you gonna have to bring them home to meet your mama" bigsmile

or this one
" just keep in mind...she might be a hit it and quit it and you think you got it made in shade since she is an easy lay...but you might just end up making little monsters and that frankenstein's daughter you just screwed? ya she is now your wife" noway

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Sun 05/10/15 07:37 AM

my sons are eight years a part in age..in fact I went so long that I was convinced that my first son was going to be an only child happy


well he was so excited to be a big brother at 8 years old and would rush home to hold and feed his brother.

fast forward a few years and he is a teenager and on football team and wants to just hang out with his buddies and at times he would get really frustrated
with his little brother who just wanted to tag along and wanted his attention.

I said him down one day and had this little speech with him
" baby I know you got things you wanna do and you got your buds you wanna hang out with and girls and you a prince of the school Mr. Varisty football player but that boy has been waiting all day just to play with you, just to sit next to his big brother and watch a cartoon show or have you show him how to play that damn video game you said you would show him last week..

now I know you need to do things on your own and you are almost a man but YOU AIN"T NO MAN YET!
let me tell ya something sporto..that boy in there? whether you realize it or not ...is your best friend.. He is your blood and you are his. I will not walk this earth forever and when I die you will only have each other to depend on in this world. Jobs get lost, so do marriages, you got times of good and times of not having **** .who you gonna call when you are 45 and your wife just booted your azz into the street? these bonds baby that you take the time to make now? last you rest of your life ....or they won't..you decide


lmao @ sporto

Solid sit down talk Tmom! Happy Mother's day flowerforyou

Goofball73's photo
Sun 05/10/15 07:44 AM


My Momma is the bestesr momma in the world. :smile:

My Mom told me once, "A real man will live by the golden rule. But son I want you to always do your best and try when you feel you will fail. Because failure will bring you closer to perfection". flowerforyou


My momma is besterer than your momma...:tongue:


My momma will judo chop your momma down! :tongue: laugh

TMommy's photo
Sun 05/10/15 08:01 AM

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Sun 05/10/15 08:05 AM

my sons are eight years a part in age..in fact I went so long that I was convinced that my first son was going to be an only child happy


well he was so excited to be a big brother at 8 years old and would rush home to hold and feed his brother.

fast forward a few years and he is a teenager and on football team and wants to just hang out with his buddies and at times he would get really frustrated
with his little brother who just wanted to tag along and wanted his attention.

I said him down one day and had this little speech with him
" baby I know you got things you wanna do and you got your buds you wanna hang out with and girls and you a prince of the school Mr. Varisty football player but that boy has been waiting all day just to play with you, just to sit next to his big brother and watch a cartoon show or have you show him how to play that damn video game you said you would show him last week..

now I know you need to do things on your own and you are almost a man but YOU AIN"T NO MAN YET!
let me tell ya something sporto..that boy in there? whether you realize it or not ...is your best friend.. He is your blood and you are his. I will not walk this earth forever and when I die you will only have each other to depend on in this world. Jobs get lost, so do marriages, you got times of good and times of not having **** .who you gonna call when you are 45 and your wife just booted your azz into the street? these bonds baby that you take the time to make now? last you rest of your life ....or they won't..you decide


WINNER! drinker

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Sun 05/10/15 08:06 AM

..but you might just end up making little monsters and that frankenstein's daughter you just screwed? ya she is now your wife" noway




surprised

TMommy's photo
Sun 05/10/15 08:07 AM

TMommy's photo
Sun 05/10/15 08:08 AM


" not my job to be your friend ..it's my job to be your mama"

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Sun 05/10/15 08:11 AM



" not my job to be your friend ..it's my job to be your mama"




.....said Mother to Norman Bates...laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 05/10/15 08:13 AM




" not my job to be your friend ..it's my job to be your mama"




.....said Mother to Norman Bates...laugh


rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 05/10/15 08:33 AM
I told my 2 children the same my mama told her 4.

" Whatever you are going to do out there.. don't bring it home to me".

We all knew there are consequences for our actions & that being a good supportive, loving mom, does not mean, cleaning up or taking care of disasters.
* Alcohol, drugs, crime, STD's, illegitimate children, financal debts, etc*


Happy Mother's day, Mom,
Thank you for holding us accountable.