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Being from the dairy state, just FYI, cows are females, bulls are males. Ya know, I was going to mention that. But then I thought, if Reddy sees that even the other females are getting more action that he is..who knows what he might do. |
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So I'm in this Texas beer joint feelin my lone stars when i see this ol gal struttin her stuff with a slight list, and I think to myself, "self, she's just the right amount of drunk to find me attractive AND still give informed consent" So I sidle up to her and whisper real sexy like, "hey little lady, how 'bout we finish these beers and go somewhere where you can give me your best reverse cow girl." She says, "why don't I just give you one right here!" I'm grinnin' ear to ear end let whoop a "hell yeah!" She chugs the rest of her beer, stifles a belch, stares me right in the eye, and bellows, "OOOOOOM!"
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So I'm in this Texas beer joint feelin my lone stars when i see this ol gal struttin her stuff with a slight list, and I think to myself, "self, she's just the right amount of drunk to find me attractive AND still give informed consent" So I sidle up to her and whisper real sexy like, "hey little lady, how 'bout we finish these beers and go somewhere where you can give me your best reverse cow girl." She says, "why don't I just give you one right here!" I'm grinnin' ear to ear end let whoop a "hell yeah!" She chugs the rest of her beer, stifles a belch, stares me right in the eye, and bellows, "OOOOOOM!"  
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I've always wondered why women are referred to as cows sometimes. And I think I'm getting closer to understanding why. I was walking through a field earlier when I spotted these three cows heading towards me. The cow in front was deffinitely a woman because the cow behind kept trying to mount her but to no avail. I sympathised with the poor sod. She just would not stop for him. She would slow down, just enough so he could have another try. But After awhile it became embarrassing for him. Her pheromones were drivibg him crazy. This sorry spectacle reminded me of the cruel games women play on men. OH...EM...GEE.... 
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So I'm in this Texas beer joint feelin my lone stars when i see this ol gal struttin her stuff with a slight list, and I think to myself, "self, she's just the right amount of drunk to find me attractive AND still give informed consent" So I sidle up to her and whisper real sexy like, "hey little lady, how 'bout we finish these beers and go somewhere where you can give me your best reverse cow girl." She says, "why don't I just give you one right here!" I'm grinnin' ear to ear end let whoop a "hell yeah!" She chugs the rest of her beer, stifles a belch, stares me right in the eye, and bellows, "OOOOOOM!" well, got whatcha asked for...did she buy ya the next round?  
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I've always wondered why women are referred to as cows
Cuz cows are the female of the species. If someone refers to a woman you're dating as a bull, you might want to reach under the dress to check for a horn. Cows have teats/udders. Cowboobs. Cow is more fun to say than tarantula. Some women are giant, slow moving, have massive udders, block doorways until you can butter their sides, and will bust up your fender if you try and push them out of the way with your car. cow behind kept trying to mount her... She just would not stop for him... I sympathised with the poor sod...reminded me of the cruel games women play on men.
I'll take "how date rapists rationalize" for 600 Alex. 
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Op ya have to much time on yur hands if yur watching cows Makin out. Lol
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when they get to it tho, and you happen to be there it is kinda hard to miss
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I live in Texas and lots of cattle around here. I have never stopped to watch cattle getting it on let alone contemplate it
Now armadillos on the other hand... 
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red6mist,
We sold our cow. We sold our cow. We have no use for your bull now. 
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I live in Texas and lots of cattle around here. I have never stopped to watch cattle getting it on let alone contemplate it
Now armadillos on the other hand...
Aha! Now I get the name yellowrose: She's the sweetest rose of color this soldier ever knew, Her eyes are bright as diamonds, they sparkle like the dew; You may talk about your Dearest May, and sing of Rosa Lee, But the Yellow Rose of Texas beats the belles of Tennessee.  watching armadillos boink!
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I live in Texas and lots of cattle around here. I have never stopped to watch cattle getting it on let alone contemplate it
Now armadillos on the other hand...
Aha! Now I get the name yellowrose: She's the sweetest rose of color this soldier ever knew, Her eyes are bright as diamonds, they sparkle like the dew; You may talk about your Dearest May, and sing of Rosa Lee, But the Yellow Rose of Texas beats the belles of Tennessee. watching armadillos boink!
Ain't you the quick one
You should see them dillos go! 
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Ain't you the quick one
You should see them dillos go!
 misread DILLOS at first! I bet they make a racket with that armor clackin' together!
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I've always wondered why women are referred to as cows sometimes. And I think I'm getting closer to understanding why. I was walking through a field earlier when I spotted these three cows heading towards me. The cow in front was deffinitely a woman because the cow behind kept trying to mount her but to no avail. I sympathised with the poor sod. She just would not stop for him. She would slow down, just enough so he could have another try. But After awhile it became embarrassing for him. Her pheromones were drivibg him crazy. This sorry spectacle reminded me of the cruel games women play on men. Gee I will bite here...
Could it be the bull was trying to mount before the said cow was ready..And it was her way of saying not yet big boy, I am not ready but I am interested. So if you are comparing this behavior to women and men. My analogy would be this.. Some men try to hurry some women along..some women tells some men that they some women are interested just not at the moment..Seems to me that some women might be telling some men that they would like some foreplay from some men..
But what do I know I have never been referred to as a cow.. So this is all guess work... 
Poor Pancho. Now, all his heifers are gonna be demanding foreplay before letting the bulls bull their way in. 
My bulls are educated from an early age, about the ways of the estrous female. If they are unable to grasp the finer details of the mating ritual, they are steered to less green pastures. |
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Misty.
You just watched and did nothing. Next time give the big boy a hand. It might take 2. |
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My bulls are educated from an early age, about the ways of the estrous female. If they are unable to grasp the finer details of the mating ritual, they are steered to less green pastures. Too cool.
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Misty. You just watched and did nothing. Next time give the big boy a hand. It might take 2. beef stroganoff? |
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beef stroganoff? Rumor has it that the OP keeps offering beef stroganoff, but women keep asking, "Where's the beef?" Then again, it is just a rumor. 
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