So a guy/girl is hitting on you, and while you think they are sweet and all, you just simply aren't sure you wanna go out on a date with them. But then....it happens. That game changer that pushes you to accept the date. So what could/would that game changer be?

For me I was on the fence about meeting this one woman for drinks. I dunno if she could tell, but she simply asked me if I was a Joss Whedon fan. And I am.....so my thought process went to "well maybe she isn't so bad". And I accepted the date.

Now....let's hear about those game changers people.

With this body? If ANY woman indicates she wants to make a date - it's on! I guess my own morbid obesity was the game changer that made me receptive to giving a person a chance no matter what my first impression was. Many times these first impressions are dead wrong. Case in point - everyone's "ex" made a great first impression and really "wowed" them. How did that turn out? You go from to

How about this.... met a guy who was 10 years younger than me, thought he was great. Went out with him a few times, and he asked if he could call me mommy. Game over!

Now.....did he want to call you "Mommy" while in the sack????

ALL the time... eewwww! Funny now, but then?

Lot of times the game changer for me is someone who just doesn't push too hard. I want a guy to be decisive and stick his neck out a bit to make the date but if they are reserved and let me see who they are by just being friendly and showing their day to day character then I will probably say yes even if they don't have a lot of the things on my list. I figure the compilation is worth the minor missing parts and I am more than glad to go out. I generally avoid perfection like the plague because it is just too uninteresting.

So if he is trying too hard to be "perfect" you can sense it and you run to the hills right? Or what if he kept calling you babe because he couldn't remember your name or is just bad at remembering names in general? That's flawed right? Could you look past that?

But you still have standards right? I mean....just because the hottie wants to date you doesn't mean it should be on. Chick could be a tally whacker.

For me it was when I was invited to this sexy milf's house. I was about to take off my clothes and get it on with this super hot chick for the very first time.
As I'm unbuttoning my shirt she too starts to undress.
1. She shocks my senses by first pulling out her false teeth and tossing them into a glass. They had looked real to me and now her mouth sunk inward cause she actually had no teeth of her own. But, She was super hot, so I simply let it slide and I kept undressing.
2. Next she takes off her long fluttering eyelashes and I realize she has no lashes of her own. Still, who cares about eyes when she has such spectacular breasts.
3. She turns to the side and yanks some tissue out of her blouse and then snaps of her push up bra. I now know why they call such bra push ups. Cause without them everything falls down.
4. I console myself at the saggy knee knockers but am emboldened by the silky smooth legs. Then she takes off the stockings and I am miffed that they were actually skin colored stockings to hide her varicose veins. So what if her legs look like a road map, I tell myself, and focus on her long slender fingers now wrapping themselves around Mr. Woody.
5. She suddenly starts snapping off all ten long beautiful nails, leaving only the real bitten stumpy ones.
6. No matter that her nails aren't real, I comfort myself, kissing her long sexy blond strands that would make any bimbo proud.
She yanks off her hair and tosses it like road kill onto the floor.
7. I panic and leap to my feat. "Gotta go" I blurted out, snatching my clothes and running for the door.
8. "What's wrong?" she asked.
"Can't hang around babe. I don't know what you're gonna take off next."

You should have married her.

I've never experienced a positive game changer.
But I'll go on a date with anyone if it's convenient. I can spare that half hour or so.

The only "game changers" I encounter are those that offer enough information that makes me want to cancel a date.

Like:
"Oh yeah, I have 4 kids."

"Oh yeah, I have HSV and the outbreak isn't that bad ..so I'm not kissing you good night!"

"I know you're dating someone seriously, but I've always had this rape fantasy. It's okay, it's a fantasy, you can't 'really' rape the willing. I don't mind if you choke me or leave bruises covered by clothes. I promise not to call the police. I'll be home at 8."

"I wish the border patrol hired more snipers for the wall."

"Oh yeah, I'm married, but it's not going so well/we're opening up the relationship."

"Huh? What's vaginosis?"

"I have 3 FWB's."

"That's supposably true, for reelz. I like wine from the napper valley the best. Peenote gringo is my faaaavorite."

"Do you like to go fast?"

"I think Chris Rock is funny."

Awww....come on. Why ya gotta hate on Chris Rock.

I'm more interesting on what happen next on your date.

Anyways...

I'd usually get dumbfounded midway into dinner or whatever & then I questioned if we were on a date. ;)

Well dude....the date was a disaster. Two hours into it I had maybe talked for a minute of it. And then, when we were leaving she had the audacity to say that she "wasn't feeling it". Yeah....no chit Sherlock. Two weeks later she texts me and wants to hang out. I promptly did not reply.

"Promptly did not reply."

Speaking of which...

In response to the recent rioting and looting:

Here's an idea!!!

HOW TO NOT GET YOUR AZZ KICKED BY THE POLICE - AN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHRIS ROCK

that's funnier than shiot.

Game changer? Definitely if he has unzipped his pants and pulls it out under the restaurant table and says, "I've never been caught for this before."

dat your phone vibrating across the table...go ahead answer it
while sitting across from me..

unless your kid is in hospital or your house is on fire..ya I am out of here

If I meet a guy and I'm not too sure? I wait and see how much he can make me laugh out loud. If he can, it's on....

holds his own in a conversation
matches my wit and sarcasm