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Personality if they can make me laugh and good at conversation it just pulls me in..well of course if they have that smile that lights up their eyes... I get pulled in...
Not that it always works out but it was a start... 
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Years ago when I met a woman at The Arches nightclub in Glasgow and we went back to her flat in the merchant city area of Glasgow, city centre. We entered her flat and I saw a guy that I assumed to be her brother crashed out on the sofa. I asked her "Is that your brother sleeping there?" To which she replied "No, he's my husband, but we've been broken up now two weeks. He won't mind!" Time for a cool sharp harp and out the door! F**k that!
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How about this.... met a guy who was 10 years younger than me, thought he was great. Went out with him a few times, and he asked if he could call me mommy.  Game over!
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Years ago when I met a woman at The Arches nightclub in Glasgow and we went back to her flat in the merchant city area of Glasgow, city centre. We entered her flat and I saw a guy that I assumed to be her brother crashed out on the sofa. I asked her "Is that your brother sleeping there?" To which she replied "No, he's my husband, but we've been broken up now two weeks. He won't mind!" Time for a cool sharp harp and out the door! F**k that! I saw that same thing happen in a porn once.....  
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Awww....come on. Why ya gotta hate on Chris Rock. Speaking of which... In response to the recent rioting and looting: Here's an idea!!! 
HOW TO NOT GET YOUR AZZ KICKED BY THE POLICE - AN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHRIS ROCK Love that video. Never knew Chris Rock would be a game changer.
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Rubbing my crotch is usually a game changer.
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game changer? I am a sucker for a compliment. If I am thinking about saying no, but he says something about enjoying my company or I am so much fun to talk to.....I'm in
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How about this.... met a guy who was 10 years younger than me, thought he was great. Went out with him a few times, and he asked if he could call me mommy. Game over!
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game changer? I am a sucker for a compliment. If I am thinking about saying no, but he says something about enjoying my company or I am so much fun to talk to.....I'm in  I enjoy your company. You are so much fun to talk to.
Eh, it was worth a shot. |
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holds his own in a conversation matches my wit and sarcasm 
. check and mate..lol..haha ha h..
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holds his own in a conversation matches my wit and sarcasm
. check and mate..lol..haha ha h..
judging from your posts..hahaha I am not so sure it's chess you are playing 
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game changer? I am a sucker for a compliment. If I am thinking about saying no, but he says something about enjoying my company or I am so much fun to talk to.....I'm in I enjoy your company. You are so much fun to talk to.
Eh, it was worth a shot. I lead such an exciting life that I was already in bed by the time you posted that....sorry
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I would have to have the feeling of butterflies in my stomach. Only then would I feel it was right to accept. I gotta say though, when I first met one guy, it wasn't that long before he kept wanting to kiss me. He'd only seen me three times before that. But we both had a spark for each other, and was glad I gave him a chance.
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For me it was when I was invited to this sexy milf's house. I was about to take off my clothes and get it on with this super hot chick for the very first time. As I'm unbuttoning my shirt she too starts to undress. 1. She shocks my senses by first pulling out her false teeth and tossing them into a glass. They had looked real to me and now her mouth sunk inward cause she actually had no teeth of her own. But, She was super hot, so I simply let it slide and I kept undressing. 2. Next she takes off her long fluttering eyelashes and I realize she has no lashes of her own. Still, who cares about eyes when she has such spectacular breasts. 3. She turns to the side and yanks some tissue out of her blouse and then snaps of her push up bra. I now know why they call such bra push ups. Cause without them everything falls down. 4. I console myself at the saggy knee knockers but am emboldened by the silky smooth legs. Then she takes off the stockings and I am miffed that they were actually skin colored stockings to hide her varicose veins. So what if her legs look like a road map, I tell myself, and focus on her long slender fingers now wrapping themselves around Mr. Woody. 5. She suddenly starts snapping off all ten long beautiful nails, leaving only the real bitten stumpy ones. 6. No matter that her nails aren't real, I comfort myself, kissing her long sexy blond strands that would make any bimbo proud. She yanks off her hair and tosses it like road kill onto the floor. 7. I panic and leap to my feat. "Gotta go" I blurted out, snatching my clothes and running for the door. 8. "What's wrong?" she asked. "Can't hang around babe. I don't know what you're gonna take off next." The snapping off of the nails & whipping her hair off turned this into a BS story. Who takes the time to snap off 10 nails & whipping here fake hair to the ground before having sex?.. come on.. heh I think I saw this on Saturday Night Live back in the 90's |
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Well a few years ago I had been talking to this guy from the site.. We set up a meet and greet when I hit port... He was sexy hot fun to talk to... Looking forward to it... we are walking and chatting with a great cup of coffee. it goes all silent and he gushes like a 10 years old..
I can't believe I am talking to "SitkaRains" in person[... I am like WTF.... made my excuses and left.. I have a name internet is internet... that just weirded me out... 
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Well a few years ago I had been talking to this guy from the site.. We set up a meet and greet when I hit port... He was sexy hot fun to talk to... Looking forward to it... we are walking and chatting with a great cup of coffee. it goes all silent and he gushes like a 10 years old.. I can't believe I am talking to "SitkaRains" in person[... I am like WTF.... made my excuses and left.. I have a name internet is internet... that just weirded me out...
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Well a few years ago I had been talking to this guy from the site.. We set up a meet and greet when I hit port... He was sexy hot fun to talk to... Looking forward to it... we are walking and chatting with a great cup of coffee. it goes all silent and he gushes like a 10 years old.. I can't believe I am talking to "SitkaRains" in person[... I am like WTF.... made my excuses and left.. I have a name internet is internet... that just weirded me out...
Not that I knew of it creeped me out... I mean really all those phone conversations using my real name and not talking about internet playing was just hot air....
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Well a few years ago I had been talking to this guy from the site.. We set up a meet and greet when I hit port... He was sexy hot fun to talk to... Looking forward to it... we are walking and chatting with a great cup of coffee. it goes all silent and he gushes like a 10 years old.. I can't believe I am talking to "SitkaRains" in person[... I am like WTF.... made my excuses and left.. I have a name internet is internet... that just weirded me out...
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showing signs of being too effeminate definatly
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