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I ate a horse because I love to snort cocaine.
omg.......... 
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i ate the cookie monster because i love marijuana?
i did not know that about myself. |
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I ran naked with some crack heads 'cause I'm a pimp........man this is some funny stufff..
  
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i stabbed a homeless guy because im gay
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i beat a horse because i had to
great....i guess the  made me do it too....
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I stabbed a mop because I'm a pimp
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LMFAO...pimp daddy CB
<<---hiding my mop at this very moment |
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mops can be very dangerous. gotta keepem in check once in a while. lol
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i beat a stripper cuz the hoes keep stealing my tacos
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wow, those must be some tacos...
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i banged my boyfriend because ima pimp.
if its a belly shirt does that mean ima pimp with great abs?? lmao |
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i shot some crackheads cause i love marijuana, the funnythingis i do luv it
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ok, i'm starting to get worried here...there seems to be lots of pimps coming around...
yikes...i hope they don't force me into tricking...i'd really, really hate that...
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I stabbed a glof ball cause i'm sexy like that.
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<<--now hiding all my golf balls too....
isn't anything sacred anymore???
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I ****ed a condom because I am a pimp
too too funny 
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<~~~~going to start a golf ball protection agency
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<<--picking up my golf balls and heading to the lilwabbit agency
how much do you charge to keep my balls safe?
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I banged an easter egg because I have a noodle up my nose!
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