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Topic: I Have One
soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45397	Tue 03/24/15 11:20 PM
.......oddly long testicle. Is that a deal breaker? Well, tie it to a doorknob then slam the door. You tell us what breaks. Good God woman!!!! It's a testicle Not a tooth hahahahahahahahahahaha Okay, okay, uncross your knees :-)

JaSaSam Joined Sun 02/15/15 Posts: 53	Wed 03/25/15 10:36 AM
^ Will you quit sharing your selfies?

JaSaSam Joined Sun 02/15/15 Posts: 53	Wed 03/25/15 10:37 AM
with oddly long penis? how did you no? you looked did'nt ya,,,,lol a little birdie told me :)

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Wed 03/25/15 11:34 AM
.......oddly long testicle. Is that a deal breaker? no... you just need to get your balls balanced and aligned.. just like the tires on your car. they put you up on the lift.. you drop your draws.. the mechanic does his thing with the lug nut wrench and weights.. then they have you walk a straight line to make sure they are balanced ( meaning you don't pull to the right or left).. and your out in no time P.S. don't let them try to suck you in to a ball rotation job.. its not needed AutoZone or CARQUEST usually does it for $29.99

secretMTman4u Joined Tue 07/31/12 Posts: 48	Thu 03/26/15 04:18 AM
Is it normal for one testicle to hang lower than the other two?

Quintessentially Joined Fri 02/20/15 Posts: 1382	Thu 03/26/15 04:22 AM
.......oddly long testicle. Is that a deal breaker? no... you just need to get your balls balanced and aligned.. just like the tires on your car. they put you up on the lift.. you drop your draws.. the mechanic does his thing with the lug nut wrench and weights.. then they have you walk a straight line to make sure they are balanced ( meaning you don't pull to the right or left).. and your out in no time P.S. don't let them try to suck you in to a ball rotation job.. its not needed AutoZone or CARQUEST usually does it for $29.99 Oh, it helps to read the whole post - when I saw "suck you in to a ball rotation job" I thought you meant something else....

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Thu 03/26/15 05:00 AM
Is it normal for one testicle to hang lower than the other two? Sometimes... But that one may be a penis.

SassyEuro Joined Wed 03/11/15 Posts: 1000	Thu 03/26/15 05:15 AM
Oh God this is a funny thread.

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Thu 03/26/15 06:06 AM
Oh God this is a funny thread. Personally I think it's a load of balls.

tta1128 Joined Sun 12/14/14 Posts: 514	Sat 03/28/15 06:46 AM
consider yourself lucky op . it could be worse.. .. . a lot worse.. I'm speechless.

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Sat 03/28/15 06:59 AM
tta speechless????? now you've gone and done it

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sat 03/28/15 07:03 AM Edited by yellowrose10 on Sat 03/28/15 07:07 AM
.......oddly long testicle. Is that a deal breaker? Does it do tricks? (Sings)Do your balls hang low Do they travel to and fro Can you tie them in knot Can you tie them in a bow Can you throw them over you shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your ears balls low?

Quintessentially Joined Fri 02/20/15 Posts: 1382	Sat 03/28/15 07:01 PM
.......oddly long testicle. Is that a deal breaker? Does it do tricks? (Sings)Do your balls hang low Do they travel to and fro Can you tie them in knot Can you tie them in a bow Can you throw them over you shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your ears balls low? Haven't heard that for years!

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Sun 03/29/15 05:40 AM
.......oddly long testicle. Is that a deal breaker? I think I'd be more worried that it was a cancerous growth. Than a deal breaker.

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Mon 03/30/15 02:48 PM
.......oddly long testicle. Is that a deal breaker? Unless one is waaaay pass the other,it shouldn't be know biggie,but if ya penis is the shortest one,I'll say that that would be truly sad!!

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Mon 03/30/15 02:58 PM
does anyone remember that documentary about that man who's balls were so big they had to wear their own jacket. i mean the man is dead now so sad but the pic of the wheelbarrow reminded me of that.