a wet willy is when someone licks their finger and sticks it in your ear, what is it called when a cat or dog sticks their cold wet nose in your ear?

My cat did a ninja sneak attack on me yesterday and got me with that. He hid all day, I didn't see him, then I sat down to eat some steak and I feel this cold wet nose in my ear, I turn and see this black cat just staring at me like a deer caught in the headlights.

My grandmas dog used to do that when I would play with her. I guess it was her attack move since there was no mean or aggressive bone in her body. lol she was the sweetest little dog ever. She was great around kids would growl or anything just move out of the way when bothered or stepped on. lol

But, yeah... what do they call a wet nose in the ear?

A wet willy.

My dog will lick your eyeball if you don't watch out too. Sassy sneak attack.

lol, damn that is a sneak attack. My cat will climb on me and throw himself at me when I don't let him outside. He's just a crazy inbred though.

My Brother's lab gets you everytime and then he helps himself to your coffee.

lol, labs are a smart breed.

"licking" instead of "plucking" seems to be a veritable embodiment of "politeness personified"...lovely dog!

mmmmm, ya lucky me she is a gentle dog.

(for you)
(for her)

a Scooby Snack..lol

Peanut butter for Milo.

My black cat, Zoe, does that a lot...

She also likes to sniff my eye.. I try not to blink... It amuses me..

I just put my nose in my cats ear, but that doesn't work, because he just turns around and bites me. lol