Topic: The "Gotcha" question from a man!
SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 03/03/15 08:36 AM

It's kind of like a woman asking a man "do I look fat in this outfit"? I have always lied when a less "endowed" man has asked me about his size. How do you tell a man....um no really you are actually quite small.

Guys....why do you ask women this????

I never had a guy ask me this ...
Not even the one that was really ridiculously small ... Funny enough he seemed very confident about his manhood, while I was thinking "I didn't know they could come that small on a grown man!"

no1phD's photo
Tue 03/03/15 08:45 AM
okay since you brought the subject "up"... in general.... if you date a man and you really like him... then discover he has a small pp..lol..
do you continue to date him..
. are do you continue looking for King Kong dong..lol..

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 03/03/15 09:13 AM

okay since you brought the subject "up"... in general.... if you date a man and you really like him... then discover he has a small pp..lol..
do you continue to date him..
. are do you continue looking for King Kong dong..lol..

Well... could and would you want to live with a woman that is totally awesome, but who wouldn't be able / willing or whatever to receive you in her pleasure dome, ever? And think some 10-25 years here, or better yet: the rest of your life.

I know I can't be with a man who cannot give me what I need. Being able to fully enjoy intimacy and sexuality with a man to me is part of the whole package.

no1phD's photo
Tue 03/03/15 09:19 AM
can you clarify Pleasuredome please.
... there are two or three options to go with.... depending on one's capacity..lol

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 03/03/15 09:25 AM
Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Tue 03/03/15 09:26 AM

can you clarify Pleasuredome please.
... there are two or three options to go with.... depending on one's capacity..lol

Pffff ... git!
How do I rephrase ... Okay, no penetration, oral is possible.
I suppose that sort of equals the scenario you came up with.

I hope this is PG13-okay.. :tongue:

Goofball73's photo
Tue 03/03/15 09:32 AM
I thought it was the "motion of the ocean" that mattered? sad laugh

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 03/03/15 09:34 AM

I thought it was the "motion of the ocean" that mattered? sad laugh

How does one set the ocean in motion when there's not enough...

Maybe for some that's okay. Everyone's different. Plus what's small for one, may be enough for another. Thank god we're all unique!

Goofball73's photo
Tue 03/03/15 09:38 AM


I thought it was the "motion of the ocean" that mattered? sad laugh

How does one set the ocean in motion when there's not enough...

Maybe for some that's okay. Everyone's different. Plus what's small for one, may be enough for another. Thank god we're all unique!


Bet you say that to all the guys. :tongue: :wink:

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 03/03/15 09:40 AM



I thought it was the "motion of the ocean" that mattered? sad laugh

How does one set the ocean in motion when there's not enough...

Maybe for some that's okay. Everyone's different. Plus what's small for one, may be enough for another. Thank god we're all unique!


Bet you say that to all the guys. :tongue: :wink:

Well.. gotta do something to ease the pain when I put the tape measure back in my pocket, shake my head and usher him towards the door
:angel:

Goofball73's photo
Tue 03/03/15 09:43 AM
Tape measure....ruler.....can we please stop reassuring Yellowrose on her ruler theory. grumble :tongue: laugh

no1phD's photo
Tue 03/03/15 09:58 AM
but I suppose it is always good to get a woman's opinion... for most of us men the only way we.. can measure our selfs up... is in the locker room.
... first at high school.
.. then later in life.. at the local swimming pool locker room..
.. and right about the time you start feeling.... confident and proud in your manhood..... along comes...... Johnny Walker ,with his cane slung over his shoulder...lol.... are some dude walks by dragging it behind him self....lol... makes you rethink.... makes you resize up yourself.lol..
. and by the way dude !throw a towel over that thing, you're scaring the children..lmao


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SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 03/03/15 02:50 PM

Tape measure....ruler.....can we please stop reassuring Yellowrose on her ruler theory. grumble :tongue: laugh

LOL, well... apart from too small, there's also a thing as too large ...
And of course there's girth ... Dang, it's getting warm in here!

no1phD's photo
Tue 03/03/15 02:53 PM
as my grandfather used to say..
if you want to bag ,a trophy..
you can't go big game hunting with a BB gun..lol

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 03/03/15 02:54 PM

but I suppose it is always good to get a woman's opinion... for most of us men the only way we.. can measure our selfs up... is in the locker room.
... first at high school.
.. then later in life.. at the local swimming pool locker room..
.. and right about the time you start feeling.... confident and proud in your manhood..... along comes...... Johnny Walker ,with his cane slung over his shoulder...lol.... are some dude walks by dragging it behind him self....lol... makes you rethink.... makes you resize up yourself.lol..
. and by the way dude !throw a towel over that thing, you're scaring the children..lmao


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Yeah, that must be a bit weird, locker room things...
But you can't tell what the full glory is like when it's staring at the ground.. so in that sense pretty meaningless to compare ..
And of course you don't scare the children!, but a man that can hold up the towel, will make mommy very happy!

no1phD's photo
Tue 03/03/15 02:55 PM
that was my nickname in high school towel rack PhD..lmao

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 03/03/15 03:06 PM

Some men have two .. True story :-)

That could be quite handy ... provided he can use one at the time. At least you won't have to wait for hours for round 2, lol

no1phD's photo
Tue 03/03/15 03:22 PM
Hmm.. but then how would I hold my Kleenex box..lol..

no photo
Tue 03/03/15 03:58 PM


It's kind of like a woman asking a man "do I look fat in this outfit"? I have always lied when a less "endowed" man has asked me about his size. How do you tell a man....um no really you are actually quite small.

Guys....why do you ask women this????

I never had a guy ask me this ...
Not even the one that was really ridiculously small ... Funny enough he seemed very confident about his manhood, while I was thinking "I didn't know they could come that small on a grown man!"


I've never had a guy ask me this, either.

no photo
Tue 03/03/15 04:02 PM

okay since you brought the subject "up"... in general.... if you date a man and you really like him... then discover he has a small pp..lol..
do you continue to date him..
. are do you continue looking for King Kong dong..lol..


If he's able to actually please me well, sure. Having a large D isn't a guarantee he knows what he's doing, either.

tta1128's photo
Tue 03/03/15 04:18 PM


Some men have two .. True story :-)

That could be quite handy ... provided he can use one at the time. At least you won't have to wait for hours for round 2, lol


Omg. That is too funny. love love