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Topic: The "Gotcha" question from a man!
tta1128 Joined Sun 12/14/14 Posts: 514	Mon 03/02/15 04:35 PM
It's kind of like a woman asking a man "do I look fat in this outfit"? I have always lied when a less "endowed" man has asked me about his size. How do you tell a man....um no really you are actually quite small. Guys....why do you ask women this????

m3k4y Joined Tue 07/08/14 Posts: 13122	Mon 03/02/15 04:38 PM
. Why it keeps hiding..?

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 03/02/15 04:40 PM
don't tell him....just hand him a ruler

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Mon 03/02/15 04:40 PM
tell him that compared to the cast of the male villagers in the Wizard of Oz, he is a nice size.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 03/02/15 04:41 PM
why on earth would a dude put himself up on the chopping block like that..lol.... chopping block.. oh I feel dizzy I gotta sit down..

tta1128 Joined Sun 12/14/14 Posts: 514	Mon 03/02/15 04:41 PM
don't tell him....just hand him a ruler Omg...you are harsh. lol

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 03/02/15 04:41 PM
It's kind of like a woman asking a man "do I look fat in this outfit"? I have always lied when a less "endowed" man has asked me about his size. How do you tell a man....um no really you are actually quite small. Guys....why do you ask women this???? I never ask. I just gauge how my size is doing during those moments when she yells, "Wrong hole!!!"

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 03/02/15 04:42 PM
don't tell him....just hand him a ruler Omg...you are harsh. lol or you could tell him you will turn the heat up because it must be cold

tta1128 Joined Sun 12/14/14 Posts: 514	Mon 03/02/15 04:48 PM
why on earth would a dude put himself up on the chopping block like that..lol.... chopping block.. oh I feel dizzy I gotta sit down.. Oh I can quite guarantee you there are men that ask that question. And of course, it's always the one that is small. lol

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 03/02/15 04:51 PM
.... I usually just tell them.. . two or three stitches and you will be as good as new...

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Mon 03/02/15 04:53 PM
It's kind of like a woman asking a man "do I look fat in this outfit"? I have always lied when a less "endowed" man has asked me about his size. How do you tell a man....um no really you are actually quite small. Guys....why do you ask women this???? I never ask. I just gauge how my size is doing during those moments when she yells, "Wrong hole!!!" Stranger things have occurred.

tta1128 Joined Sun 12/14/14 Posts: 514	Mon 03/02/15 04:54 PM
.... I usually just tell them.. . two or three stitches and you will be as good as new... Typical male. lol. You sir are a great B.S. artist.

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Mon 03/02/15 04:54 PM
quietly tippy toes back out of the room...

tta1128 Joined Sun 12/14/14 Posts: 514	Mon 03/02/15 04:55 PM
tell him that compared to the cast of the male villagers in the Wizard of Oz, he is a nice size. Good advice. I'll remember that. Think it will make him feel huge? lol

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 03/02/15 04:56 PM Edited by no1phD on Mon 03/02/15 04:56 PM
well now you're getting close.. . have you ever seen the size of the Bologna sausage... they cut your Bologna from. .lmfao

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 03/02/15 04:56 PM
bring out a magnifying glass I like this topic....this is FUN!

tta1128 Joined Sun 12/14/14 Posts: 514	Mon 03/02/15 04:59 PM
well now you're getting close.. . have you ever seen the size of the Bologna sausage... they cut your Bologna from. .lmfao And what exactly is bologna sausage?

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Mon 03/02/15 04:59 PM
tell him that compared to the cast of the male villagers in the Wizard of Oz, he is a nice size. Good advice. I'll remember that. Think it will make him feel huge? lol [/quote Nope... Lol

tta1128 Joined Sun 12/14/14 Posts: 514	Mon 03/02/15 05:02 PM
tell him that compared to the cast of the male villagers in the Wizard of Oz, he is a nice size. Good advice. I'll remember that. Think it will make him feel huge? lol [/quote Nope... Lol Damn, here I thought that was the answer. lol

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 03/02/15 05:08 PM
well now you're getting close.. . have you ever seen the size of the Bologna sausage... they cut your Bologna from. .lmfao And what exactly is bologna sausage? ..... it's a meat product.. that comes wrapped in a casing... think condom...lol... typically 5 to 6 inches thick...... 18 to 20 inches long... look for it at your deli section.... and think of me..lmao