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Topic: bad hotel slogans
lookfun78 Joined Fri 04/05/13 Posts: 139	Sat 02/21/15 03:35 PM
1. If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the Sheets. 3. Not just for nooners anymore. 4. Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on your salary, pal! 5.We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery better 6. Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother 7. We put the "Ho" in "Hotel" 8. We're working on that smell thing, too. 9. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car. 10. As seen on "COPS"

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sat 02/21/15 05:14 PM
Welcome to the Bates Motel, Norman will be with you in just a minute

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Sat 02/21/15 05:21 PM
Don't stick matchsticks down the toilets, as the Holiday Inn crabs can pole-vault!

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Sat 02/21/15 05:27 PM


LilCMajor Joined Mon 02/09/15 Posts: 2	Sun 02/22/15 07:03 PM
Sorry for being Amazing at disturbing you.

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Tue 02/24/15 09:44 PM
We can hear you.

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Wed 02/25/15 01:03 AM
The Camera's in your room are not filming.

Lakot Joined Thu 12/25/14 Posts: 4	Thu 02/26/15 10:03 AM
sorry mister this is not a sex hotel it's a strip club

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Thu 03/05/15 02:23 PM
We can hear you.

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Thu 03/05/15 02:30 PM
If you need me I'll be under your bed

aleziakhan Joined Fri 03/06/15 Posts: 1	Fri 03/06/15 03:45 AM
hi

HappyGoelucky1 Joined Fri 07/18/14 Posts: 39	Sun 03/08/15 08:17 AM
Breakfast at starts 10 am

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Sun 03/08/15 09:20 AM
We rent by the hour - but somehow I doubt it will take you that long.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sun 03/08/15 09:30 AM
Those ain't roaches in your room, that's our security team!

RebelArcher Joined Sat 08/02/14 Posts: 5247	Sun 03/08/15 09:40 AM


Kaustuv1 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 4365	Sun 03/08/15 10:49 AM
'Men' Are Only Allowed Into The Ladies' Loo, That Too At 'Half-Past Two'!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 03/08/15 11:22 AM Edited by no1phD on Sun 03/08/15 11:23 AM
imagine the Inn.. That denied Joseph and Mary A bed.. ....... if they would have just let Joseph and Mary in..... imagine the hotel chain they could have built around that alone....lol.... if we are good enough for Joseph and Mary. . we should be good enough for .. ..you..lol... ..... stay in the same room jesus was born in.. just 50,000 a night per person..lol

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sun 03/08/15 11:33 AM
Ignore the banging coming from the cellar, they've been in there 25 years

Kaustuv1 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 4365	Sun 03/08/15 11:42 AM
Ignore the banging coming from the cellar, they've been in there 25 years 'Patience And Perseverance Personified'

Kaustuv1 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 4365	Mon 03/09/15 02:44 AM
'Get The Crap Out Of My Property'!

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