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Topic: do not try this at" home"
Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Mon 02/16/15 10:23 AM
Yum yum! Thanks Pansy Crap! Guess now I gotta clean up my crumbs.... It doesn't crumble

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Mon 02/16/15 10:24 AM
Not do at home?... clean his nose in the shower brush his teeth in the shower not use deodorant Preferably wear tight boxers, not men's briefs (really don't like those on a man) smelly feet, socks and shoes peeing in the garden Nose picking Make that horrible gobbing sound Pee all over the bog So I guess mostly hygiene based ... I don't see 'peeing in the shower'. So I'll assume it's o.k. Just wipe the floor after... With their own towel.

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Mon 02/16/15 10:28 AM
Yum yum! Thanks Pansy Crap! Guess now I gotta clean up my crumbs.... Cool beans!! It doesn't crumble

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 02/16/15 10:53 AM
According to chicks who still read Cosmo, they really want their man to: - Talk to them during halftime of the game. - Put the controller to the XBOX down and finish mowing the lawn. - Don't think the missionary is the only position during sex. - Your man cave needs cleaning. Either you do it or she will. - If she has read Fifty Shades of Grey and is inspired, then you better make sure you oblige. - She may not always know what she wants, but neither do you. So compromise and just hug her on odd number days for no reason. - Walk in closet. Make sure she gets one. - Friggin bite the bullet and watch chick flicks with her. That's like a short list.

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Mon 02/16/15 11:00 AM
According to chicks who still read Cosmo, they really want their man to: - Talk to them during halftime of the game. - Put the controller to the XBOX down and finish mowing the lawn. - Don't think the missionary is the only position during sex. - Your man cave needs cleaning. Either you do it or she will. - If she has read Fifty Shades of Grey and is inspired, then you better make sure you oblige. - She may not always know what she wants, but neither do you. So compromise and just hug her on odd number days for no reason. - Walk in closet. Make sure she gets one. - Friggin bite the bullet and watch chick flicks with her. That's like a short list. I know EXACTLY what I want. That's never been an issue with me.

Estelle79 Joined Thu 09/11/14 Posts: 1452	Mon 02/16/15 11:03 AM
According to chicks who still read Cosmo, they really want their man to: - Talk to them during halftime of the game. - Put the controller to the XBOX down and finish mowing the lawn. - Don't think the missionary is the only position during sex. - Your man cave needs cleaning. Either you do it or she will. - If she has read Fifty Shades of Grey and is inspired, then you better make sure you oblige. - She may not always know what she wants, but neither do you. So compromise and just hug her on odd number days for no reason. - Walk in closet. Make sure she gets one. - Friggin bite the bullet and watch chick flicks with her. That's like a short list. This is Barbie's list..

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 02/16/15 11:03 AM
I know EXACTLY what I want. That's never been an issue with me. . .. drops the Kleenex box. falls to his knees.. crosses his fingers and toes.... and begins to pray to God.. please let it be me please let it be me....

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33474	Mon 02/16/15 11:04 AM
Not do at home?... clean his nose in the shower brush his teeth in the shower not use deodorant Preferably wear tight boxers, not men's briefs (really don't like those on a man) smelly feet, socks and shoes peeing in the garden Nose picking Make that horrible gobbing sound Pee all over the bog So I guess mostly hygiene based ... I don't see 'peeing in the shower'. So I'll assume it's o.k. Trust you, Pancho! but cleaning your nose in the shower is worse ...

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Mon 02/16/15 11:07 AM
Not do at home?... clean his nose in the shower brush his teeth in the shower not use deodorant Preferably wear tight boxers, not men's briefs (really don't like those on a man) smelly feet, socks and shoes peeing in the garden Nose picking Make that horrible gobbing sound Pee all over the bog So I guess mostly hygiene based ... I don't see 'peeing in the shower'. So I'll assume it's o.k.

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Mon 02/16/15 11:09 AM
I know EXACTLY what I want. That's never been an issue with me. . .. drops the Kleenex box. falls to his knees.. crosses his fingers and toes.... and begins to pray to God.. please let it be me please let it be me.... Ummm, where does Mingle2 keep their private room?

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33474	Mon 02/16/15 11:11 AM
According to chicks who still read Cosmo, they really want their man to: - Talk to them during halftime of the game. - Put the controller to the XBOX down and finish mowing the lawn. - Don't think the missionary is the only position during sex. - Your man cave needs cleaning. Either you do it or she will. - If she has read Fifty Shades of Grey and is inspired, then you better make sure you oblige. - She may not always know what she wants, but neither do you. So compromise and just hug her on odd number days for no reason. - Walk in closet. Make sure she gets one. - Friggin bite the bullet and watch chick flicks with her. That's like a short list. Close, although I wasn't aware that an XBOX was part of a relationship? They belong in the 'man-drawer' (watch Michael McIntyre) a simple relic from he past As for game-play ... I'd rather have a man who knows the rules of the game .. without anyone having to read 50 Shades of Grey ..

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 02/16/15 02:12 PM
According to chicks who still read Cosmo, they really want their man to: - Talk to them during halftime of the game. - Put the controller to the XBOX down and finish mowing the lawn. - Don't think the missionary is the only position during sex. - Your man cave needs cleaning. Either you do it or she will. - If she has read Fifty Shades of Grey and is inspired, then you better make sure you oblige. - She may not always know what she wants, but neither do you. So compromise and just hug her on odd number days for no reason. - Walk in closet. Make sure she gets one. - Friggin bite the bullet and watch chick flicks with her. That's like a short list. I know EXACTLY what I want. That's never been an issue with me. Cosmo said that you would say you knew EXACTLY what you wanted.

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Mon 02/16/15 02:32 PM
According to chicks who still read Cosmo, they really want their man to: - Talk to them during halftime of the game. - Put the controller to the XBOX down and finish mowing the lawn. - Don't think the missionary is the only position during sex. - Your man cave needs cleaning. Either you do it or she will. - If she has read Fifty Shades of Grey and is inspired, then you better make sure you oblige. - She may not always know what she wants, but neither do you. So compromise and just hug her on odd number days for no reason. - Walk in closet. Make sure she gets one. - Friggin bite the bullet and watch chick flicks with her. That's like a short list. I know EXACTLY what I want. That's never been an issue with me. Cosmo said that you would say you knew EXACTLY what you wanted. Really? It said nothing about me being an enigma?

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 02/16/15 02:40 PM
According to chicks who still read Cosmo, they really want their man to: - Talk to them during halftime of the game. - Put the controller to the XBOX down and finish mowing the lawn. - Don't think the missionary is the only position during sex. - Your man cave needs cleaning. Either you do it or she will. - If she has read Fifty Shades of Grey and is inspired, then you better make sure you oblige. - She may not always know what she wants, but neither do you. So compromise and just hug her on odd number days for no reason. - Walk in closet. Make sure she gets one. - Friggin bite the bullet and watch chick flicks with her. That's like a short list. I know EXACTLY what I want. That's never been an issue with me. Cosmo said that you would say you knew EXACTLY what you wanted. Really? It said nothing about me being an enigma? I'm sure the editors will correct this for ya.

tta1128 Joined Sun 12/14/14 Posts: 514	Mon 02/16/15 03:57 PM
Continually leaving wet towels on the bathroom or bedroom floor. The gist is don't treat me as the maid. Make an effort to pick up after yourself.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76471	Mon 02/16/15 06:01 PM
Hummmm.... keep me happy in the bedroom or where every else things may pop up...... pick up after your self and help out with the house,yard,and don't cheat then they are a keeper. Anything beyond that I can deal with............ I don't even care if you leave the toilet seat up... Hell I will just put it down when I walk by it lmao...

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 02/16/15 06:06 PM
Hummmm.... keep me happy in the bedroom or where every else things may pop up...... pick up after your self and help out with the house,yard,and don't cheat then they are a keeper. Anything beyond that I can deal with............ I don't even care if you leave the toilet seat up... Hell I will just put it down when I walk by it lmao... See....and my momma taught me to pick up after myself. Hell, if my toys were not put back where I got them she would take them from me. So yeah....I have OCD when it comes to that.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76471	Mon 02/16/15 06:13 PM
Well ya see most men know how to do all those things..... I mean come on don't take advantage of the one your with. Acknowledge they are around and never forget when you first met and how you felt.... To many times men/women forget those feelings.... And quit doing the little things for each other...