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| Topic: . how do you keep a man happy..? | |
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how to keep a man happy..
. well if you're anything like my ex.. you treat him like a mushroom! you feed him s*** and keep him in the dark..lol..haha.ha.. |
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I hear ya. I hear ya. Don't stop.
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((1j.)) would you like to borrow my Kleenex box..lol..jk.
 
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Keep his stomach full and his balls empty. .
 
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I obviously have never done anything to keep a man happy. I now believe they are happy only when life is easy and they got beer, music, fast food, drugs, and random hoes. That is the only time I see men act happy. They are not happy if they ever have to work, grocery shop, clean, communicate with their spouse, call when they're late, keep promises, stop lying...I think I will never get married, it would be hell to marry a man who complains non stop and is never happy. Are you ever happy? |
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Mmmmm interesting topic :-) Every day when I wake, my first thought is, what can I do today to show the love I feel? So I plan meals he can drool over. I clean behind him. I ask about his work day every day upon his return, we discuss it. I make sure he has absolutely no chores during the work week, and plenty of down time on his days off. I love his dog as my own. I give him all the affection he can handle :-) He comes first, that simple. Wow, what a nice woman I would have settled for just treating my dog nice @note to Estelle You have been dealing with the wrong men for sure, more than anyone on this site I hope you find a nice man who can truly make you happy and make all your dreams come true you deserve it. 
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Keep his stomach full and his balls empty. .
So true, lmfao 
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Keep his stomach full and his balls empty. .
I see you've had an introduction to Australian culture, LOL But yeah.. you gotta love Australians! There's some seriously HOT men out there!! 
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Apart from the BJ we weren't allowed to mention? I think just let him carry the masculine in the relationship and I will carry the feminine. Meaning I won't try to change him, nag etc. And no, I won't be his personal maid and slave, running after him with beers, coffee and whatnot. I will at least try to be a woman he will and can respect, cos that will make him happy. If he wants a puppy dog that follows him around, he can get himself a puppy :) This is the abridged version, lol, basically him treating and loving me like a goddess, me treating and loving him like a god. Occasionally glued together   but not all the time. I need my own personal time, and I gather he will do as well. So he can go to the pub with his mates, or watch sports or whatever while I paint or hang out with my friends.
And when I feel like it, I may surprise the man I love with a chair & lap-dance. As long as he keeps me happy that way as well.. the sky's the limit
I was gonna PM, but no bj's? You won't shower me with beers. No coffee? How do you tie a wat knot? Okay, but I don't think you'll get the same satisfaction out of a lap dance from me. Sigh.. if this appeals to you and you can handle this... send me a PM 
Sounds to me like you're looking for a maid? Now I can appreciate some shades of BDSM, but the Master / Slave thing is not for me
And never said BJs aren't part of the deal... I started with "apart from the BJs..." But ... they're not part of the MO by default.. you got to keep things spicy, routines & ruts are boring! .. And while I aim to please, I sure as heck wanna be pleased myself
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I gave up long time ago, I did it for over 11 yrs. He didn't appreciated so some day If the opportunity arrives I will let you know!
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I feel like telling it like it is...I LOVE MEN!...They are interesting, fun, smart and they come with all the right equipment
...They know how to make me laugh when I'm feeling blue, they make it their business to find out where ALL my G spots are located, they do the heavy lifting for me and they help me with math problems...Having said all this, when I am in love and loved, I'm giving my guy 110%...It might not be the same things the woman down the street is giving her man, but it's sure as hell is going to be the best I got...
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+1
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Cook his favorite dish, give him a good massage after a long tiring day , stay with him in bed and cuddle, tell him how much i love him every day:) wake him up with a kiss, and let him watch his favorite sports!
 
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I feel like telling it like it is...I LOVE MEN!...They are interesting, fun, smart and they come with all the right equipment ...They know how to make me laugh when I'm feeling blue, they make it their business to find out where ALL my G spots are located, they do the heavy lifting for me and they help me with math problems...Having said all this, when I am in love and loved, I'm giving my guy 110%...It might not be the same things the woman down the street is giving her man, but it's sure as hell is going to be the best I got...
When I was 9, I had a teacher once tell my parents it's ok if I don't do well in Math because I'm a girl, so no one helped me learn it. You just made it sound as though women can't learn how to do Math. |
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I feel like telling it like it is...I LOVE MEN!...They are interesting, fun, smart and they come with all the right equipment ...They know how to make me laugh when I'm feeling blue, they make it their business to find out where ALL my G spots are located, they do the heavy lifting for me and they help me with math problems...Having said all this, when I am in love and loved, I'm giving my guy 110%...It might not be the same things the woman down the street is giving her man, but it's sure as hell is going to be the best I got...
When I was 9, I had a teacher once tell my parents it's ok if I don't do well in Math because I'm a girl, so no one helped me learn it. You just made it sound as though women can't learn how to do Math. Opinions are like.........well you know  ....
Hi Estelle! 
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I feel like telling it like it is...I LOVE MEN!...They are interesting, fun, smart and they come with all the right equipment ...They know how to make me laugh when I'm feeling blue, they make it their business to find out where ALL my G spots are located, they do the heavy lifting for me and they help me with math problems...Having said all this, when I am in love and loved, I'm giving my guy 110%...It might not be the same things the woman down the street is giving her man, but it's sure as hell is going to be the best I got...
Some good points Leigh. But these Maths problems, I'm ok at most maths except adding, I get to 69 and I find it difficult to get past. 
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I feel like telling it like it is...I LOVE MEN!...They are interesting, fun, smart and they come with all the right equipment ...They know how to make me laugh when I'm feeling blue, they make it their business to find out where ALL my G spots are located, they do the heavy lifting for me and they help me with math problems...Having said all this, when I am in love and loved, I'm giving my guy 110%...It might not be the same things the woman down the street is giving her man, but it's sure as hell is going to be the best I got...
Some good points Leigh. But these Maths problems, I'm ok at most maths except adding, I get to 69 and I find it difficult to get past.
Hehehe...I think I can help you with that Mr. Bricky!
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I feel like telling it like it is...I LOVE MEN!...They are interesting, fun, smart and they come with all the right equipment ...They know how to make me laugh when I'm feeling blue, they make it their business to find out where ALL my G spots are located, they do the heavy lifting for me and they help me with math problems...Having said all this, when I am in love and loved, I'm giving my guy 110%...It might not be the same things the woman down the street is giving her man, but it's sure as hell is going to be the best I got...
When I was 9, I had a teacher once tell my parents it's ok if I don't do well in Math because I'm a girl, so no one helped me learn it. You just made it sound as though women can't learn how to do Math. I think Leigh just wanted to stoke the man's ego a bit... Keep him happy
I'm pretty sure she's gonna still check to see if the answer was right... And keep it a secret in case it wasn't... |
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I feel like telling it like it is...I LOVE MEN!...They are interesting, fun, smart and they come with all the right equipment ...They know how to make me laugh when I'm feeling blue, they make it their business to find out where ALL my G spots are located, they do the heavy lifting for me and they help me with math problems...Having said all this, when I am in love and loved, I'm giving my guy 110%...It might not be the same things the woman down the street is giving her man, but it's sure as hell is going to be the best I got...
When I was 9, I had a teacher once tell my parents it's ok if I don't do well in Math because I'm a girl, so no one helped me learn it. You just made it sound as though women can't learn how to do Math. I think Leigh just wanted to stoke the man's ego a bit... Keep him happy
I'm pretty sure she's gonna still check to see if the answer was right... And keep it a secret in case it wasn't...
Stoking my man's fire is my specialty!
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I feel like telling it like it is...I LOVE MEN!...They are interesting, fun, smart and they come with all the right equipment ...They know how to make me laugh when I'm feeling blue, they make it their business to find out where ALL my G spots are located, they do the heavy lifting for me and they help me with math problems...Having said all this, when I am in love and loved, I'm giving my guy 110%...It might not be the same things the woman down the street is giving her man, but it's sure as hell is going to be the best I got...
When I was 9, I had a teacher once tell my parents it's ok if I don't do well in Math because I'm a girl, so no one helped me learn it. You just made it sound as though women can't learn how to do Math. I think Leigh just wanted to stoke the man's ego a bit... Keep him happy
I'm pretty sure she's gonna still check to see if the answer was right... And keep it a secret in case it wasn't...
Stoking my man's fire is my specialty!
I bet you run a mean BBQ pit!!!
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