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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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In Loving Memory of Beachfarmer
Rock star, Philanthropist, Trapeze Artist, Astronaut, Champion Surfer, Beloved Humanitarian, Veterinarian, Environmentalist, Researcher, Inventor, and Toy Train Enthusiast As the single heir to the sliced bread legacy and bored, he successfully lobbied all Governments to an immediate termination of all weapons systems. Upon the discovery of his kelp derived limitless, pollutant free, cost effective energy source; he also successfully lobbied for the immediate cessation of use of any and all fossil fuels. With momentum and worldwide support he put together a committee that eventually liquidated the oil companies using the profits to provide shelter and clean drinking water for every Earth citizen, which dramatically dropped the crime rate world wide. In his spare time he liked to tinker, and invented the rash less shaving razor we all use today. Upon his deathbed at the age of 168, when learning how he had inadvertanly caused the reformation of the polar ice caps; he was heard to say, "I only wish that I could have done more!" |
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He loved them french fried taters.
Choked on one, in bed, surrounded by his closest livestock. |
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He loved them french fried taters. Choked on one, in bed, surrounded by his closest livestock. Gasp! A Tree!!!! -Sonny Bono |
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Edited by
messi_is_a_tim_1888
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Sat 02/07/15 10:37 AM
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Ha ha, i'm gonna haunt you all!! Woooooooooooo!!!!
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Edited by
kc0003
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Sat 02/07/15 10:56 AM
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(he talked enough during his life. nothing left to say...close the coffin, kick some dirt on it and let's go have a drink!) |
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There she goes..where she's going,nobody knows...
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she lived, she loved, she shopped, she had far too many shoes but by golly she needed all of them
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A creative, loving soul gone too soon.
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"To Be Continued..."
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In Loving Memory of Beachfarmer Rock star, Philanthropist, Trapeze Artist, Astronaut, Champion Surfer, Beloved Humanitarian, Veterinarian, Environmentalist, Researcher, Inventor, and Toy Train Enthusiast As the single heir to the sliced bread legacy and bored, he successfully lobbied all Governments to an immediate termination of all weapons systems. Upon the discovery of his kelp derived limitless, pollutant free, cost effective energy source; he also successfully lobbied for the immediate cessation of use of any and all fossil fuels. With momentum and worldwide support he put together a committee that eventually liquidated the oil companies using the profits to provide shelter and clean drinking water for every Earth citizen, which dramatically dropped the crime rate world wide. In his spare time he liked to tinker, and invented the rash less shaving razor we all use today. Upon his deathbed at the age of 168, when learning how he had inadvertanly caused the reformation of the polar ice caps; he was heard to say, "I only wish that I could have done more!" 
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Here lies rockgnome.
He died peacefully in his sleep. Unlike the five screaming passengers in his car. |
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Here lies rockgnome. He died peacefully in his sleep. Unlike the five screaming passengers in his car.  
I wasn't in that car,was I??
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Jeff passed away peacefully.....smothered between 2 boobies
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Edited by
jacktrades
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Sun 02/08/15 12:23 AM
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The Butler did it.
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Unknown man dies of mysterious cause. As requested, he will be creamated and a buckeye tree will be planted in his ashes and placed in the park on the street in which in grew up on in his hometown. No calling hours or funeral will be had, as requested by the deceased.
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She died with her boots on - and a smile on her face 
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Jeff passed away peacefully.....smothered between 2 boobies
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Hey! Isn't the ocean beautiful? -
John Kennedy Jr. |
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