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Topic: If life gives you.....
bashajones's photo
Fri 01/30/15 11:25 AM



This game is called "If life gives you..."
This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.
I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one..



Choose the dog.

If life dosent like you..



You dont like life back.

If life gives you a car....

....drive it to Disneyland.


bashajones's photo
Fri 01/30/15 11:27 AM
If life makes you tired...

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Fri 01/30/15 11:35 AM

If life makes you tired...


..see how 3 liters of Mt. Dew a day can wake yer azz up.

If life gives you snow....

bashajones's photo
Fri 01/30/15 11:37 AM
...shovel it into your neighbor's driveway...:tongue:

If life takes your credit card...

theseacoast's photo
Fri 01/30/15 11:40 AM
Edited by theseacoast on Fri 01/30/15 11:42 AM
pull cash out of your pocket.

If life gives you knockout...

Astrid's photo
Fri 01/30/15 11:44 AM
I'll choose a better one and put it in the Walk Of Fame bigsmile


If life gives you morons..

bashajones's photo
Fri 01/30/15 11:45 AM
...get up and tell it to run.

If life calls you names...

bashajones's photo
Fri 01/30/15 11:51 AM
...call them on their ****.

If life dumps a bucket of water on you.

Kipp4458's photo
Fri 01/30/15 12:30 PM
Find a sunny place to dry off


If life looks you in the eyes...

bashajones's photo
Fri 01/30/15 12:31 PM
...look back, at it and never blink.

If life breaks your heart...

Kipp4458's photo
Fri 01/30/15 12:39 PM
...realize there are others to help you heal


If life is telling you to dance...

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 01/30/15 12:49 PM
... then follow these instructions.



If life surprises you ...

bashajones's photo
Fri 01/30/15 12:50 PM
...then act like you're surprised.


If life raises gas prices....

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Fri 01/30/15 01:06 PM
Ride your bike.....

If life punches you in the stomach.......

bashajones's photo
Fri 01/30/15 01:53 PM
...try not to puke...laugh

If life robs your wallet...

mightymoe's photo
Fri 01/30/15 01:55 PM

...try not to puke...laugh

If life robs your wallet...


steal someone elses...


if life gives you a parrot

bashajones's photo
Fri 01/30/15 01:58 PM
...teach it to say naughty words...laugh


If life wakes you up...

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Fri 01/30/15 02:05 PM
Go back to sleep

If life is in black and white

bashajones's photo
Fri 01/30/15 02:09 PM
...try and stay in the middle.


If life hands takes your hand...

Kipp4458's photo
Fri 01/30/15 02:39 PM
hope it doesn't take your leg too happy


If life makes us old...

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