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What you failed to mention is that it is stuck in your head now
My dog is sleeping in the snow |
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What you failed to mention is you won't let me in the house!
There's a banjo in the corner. |
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What you failed to mention is that you play the banjo.
My Siberian husky loves the snow and does not want to come in |
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What you failed to mention is outside in the cold is warmer than inside with that cold, evil....
Sorry. I was thinking about my ex wife. |
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What you failed to mention is that I am not your ex wife
My German short hair begs to come inside |
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what you failed to mention is it's really a American short hair.
My sons girlfriend just left. |
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What you failed to mention is now you want to go on a date
I want pancakes |
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What you failed to mention is IHOP is only 2 blocks away.
My humor is often misunderstood, offensive, or both. |
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What you failed to mention is you're right.
I'm done baking cookies. |
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You failed to mention that you were baking them for me
I am being lazy |
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What you failed to mention is you're not really being lazy because you're observing the Sabbath.
Travel fantasies are in my head. |
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What you failed to mention is that is all that is in your head.
The biblical Sabbath takes place from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday, and the New Testament doesn't change that fact. |
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You failed to mention that Sabbath is a day of rest, not really a set day
I just made chocolate chip pancakes |
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What you failed to mention is you used chocolate and potato chips, not chocolate chips.
I want a barn. |
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What you failed to mention is that you were born in one.
Either you get older or you die. |
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You failed to mention that the barn is so you can restore old cars
Now I want a frittata |
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What you failed to mention is all the chickens were butchered last week.
I really need to go to the store for coffee. |
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You failed to mention that the store is under three feet of snow
I prefer tea over coffee |
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What you failed to mention is if you lived in a climate that made it practical, you would grow your own coffee beans.
The guy in that photo is wearing an ugly sweater. |
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What you failed to mention is he sure likes that dog.
I want a new pair of boots. |
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