Topic: What You Failed To Mention..... | |
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Edited by
mikey5360
on
Fri 02/13/15 05:26 PM
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wyftm...your lawn mower is on automatic now
phd's diploma must be bogus... |
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my best recent purchase ..... self propelled lawnmower |
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okay I'm locking the helmet to my head right now..lol.. I feel so stupid..
... I need to go back to kindergarden..lmao.. |
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You failed to mention you never graduated
Back to mowing the lawn... |
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okay I'm locking the helmet to my head right now..lol.. I feel so stupid.. ... I need to go back to kindergarden..lmao.. (((((((no1phD))))))) never mind - it's OK |
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wyftm is why you are mowing the lawn in the hottest time of the day I an enjoying a lovely cool breeze |
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What you failed to mention is the half naked man fanning you with palm leaves...
That quesadilla sucked. |
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wyftm is just how many you ate Palm leaves are fabulous |
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What you failed to mention is that so are pot leaves...
My car cost me $349.00 today. |
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wyftm is that if you had just asked me for the spare key it wouldn't have
i fix cars |
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What you failed to mention is they are model cars.
My feet are cold. |
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What you failed to mention is that you lost your socks...
I have to work on VD Day... |
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What you failed to mention is you don't have a Valentine anyway.
I just had a PBJ on toast. |
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What you failed to mention is that it's pineapple, bacon and jalapeno on toast.
I hope you don't choke on it?... |
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What you failed to mention is how mean that was.
I'm glad my son was here to give me the heimlich maneuver. |
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What you failed to mention is that your son's a trained EMT.
My laundry isn't gonna do itself.... |
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What you failed to mention is your trained basset hound can do it.
I'm watching MMA. |
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What you failed to mention is MMA, in this case, is Mickey Mouse' s A $$.
My team lost. |
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What you failed to mention is they have yet to win.
I just wanna dance the night away. |
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What you failed to mention is you are looking for the right music.
Marshmallows are both delicious and strange. |
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