Topic: What You Failed To Mention..... | |
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What you failed to mention is you had just read Fifty shades of Gray so your mind was not on milk
Damn, this book is hot. |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
on
Wed 02/04/15 12:19 PM
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What you failed to mention is that you had the book in an oven.
I am sleepy. |
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What you failed to mention is that you ate it in your sleep.
I love eating pistachios... |
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What you failed to mention is they are "nuts"
I just tripped walking across my carpet. |
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What you failed to mention is that you tripped on your shoe.
I think a nap is in order this afternoon, too. |
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What you failed to mention is, you normally sleep in the afternoon.
I just came back from where dead people live. |
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what you failed to mention is you went to the movies... where dead actors can still live, on screen I just moved interstate |
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What you failed to mention is you really mean you moved to the Interstate.
I offered you a ride, but you refused. |
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What you failed to mention is you really mean you moved to the Interstate.
I offered you a ride, but you refused. |
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what you failed to mention is you totalled your car the other day I am in love with my cousin |
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What you failed to mention is that's legal where you live.
I'm a caffeine addict. |
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what you failed to mention is you shoot it up I am related to giraffes |
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What you failed to mention is you are a horse.
I want candy. |
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What you failed to mention is that you want Airheads...heehee
I'm listening to "Kansas City"... |
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What you failed to mention is that you're also watching "Cloverfield".
I'm getting ready to go out in the snow. |
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What you failed to mention is you're in your birthday suit
Its warm here today |
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What you failed to mention is that you doesn't have a credit card...
I am hurt.. |
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What you failed to mention is that you're in Mexico.
I hope I didn't leave my credit card at work. |
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What you failed to mention is that you broke a fingernail.
I'm going back to Kansas City... |
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You failed to mention that kansas is not a city it's a boy band...lol..
I just bit my finger...lol |
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