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What you failed to mention was the mayor hasn't had his rabies shots!
I see a rainbow |
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What you failed to mention is the pot of gold at the end of it
The chicken is almost cooked |
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What you failed to mention is you're about to eat Skittles.
I'm using a Snuggie. |
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What you failed to mention was that you have just cooked a goose.
I don't know what I'm going to do with the pot of gold I found at the end of my rainbow! |
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What you failed to mention is the pot of gold is a golden cooking vessel and the rainbow is a bag of Skittles.
Valentine's Day is getting close. |
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What you failed to mention is who you're taking out on Valentine's Day !
I just bought another bottle of my favorite perfume. |
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What you failed to mention is it's also my favorite.
I was never with her, but she broke up with me anyway. |
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What you failed to mention is how is that possible
I have to pick up a friend at the airport today. |
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What you failed to mention is you're the pilot.
The waitress brought me the wrong breakfast. |
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What you failed to mention was you were ordering lunch.
The big bad wolf was really a sheep. |
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What you failed to mention is that the sheep was really a cat...
I wish I could unscrew my head and take it off... |
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What you failed to mention is, you've done it before.
I'm watching cartoons. |
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what you failed to mention is your wearing a diaper and shaking a giant rattle while watching them.
this chair is uncomfortable... |
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What you failed to mention is you're in the state pen.
I just gave my dog a bath. |
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What you failed to mention is that he prefers showers.
I love my new comforter. |
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What you failed to mention is it came with new sheets.
Look, it's a bird, a big bird. |
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What you failed to mention is that it's a pterodactyl...
I have a craving for iced tea... |
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What you failed to mention is that you like tea leaves in your ice cubes.
I wish other holidays hadn't hijacked Peeps. |
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What you failed to mention is they changed the Cadbury Egg recipe, too...
I am sooo gonna sleep in tomorrow... |
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What you failed to mention is that you did that today also.
I'm wearing panties on my head. |
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