Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely I'm tired of eating apples by myself."

"Okay," God said, "I'll create a man for you."

Eve said, "A man! What's that?"

"He's a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego. He won't listen very well, he'll get lost easily, but never stop to ask for directions. However, he is big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals. And he'll be fun in bed."

"Sounds great!" said Eve. "wait ... whats the catch"

"We have to let him believe that I made him first."

Too funny!!!

love it

BUT DONT FORGET LADIES

WE CANT TELL HIM OTHERWISE, IT WILL RUIN HIS EGO!!!

ok I laughed...

naw he'd just think we were strokin' ours. But we know the truth

1st god created man then he rested
then he created women abd ever since.....

NO ONES RESTED

kojack