I'd slap you upside the head.
For being so gorgeous, and young and beautiful.

I guess that's better than *crickets*....

Titty twister!!! Lol and run away!

...and OUCH!!!

I'd asked you how bad it hurt when you got those piercings....

DOUBLE OUCH!!!....

Give you a towel for the hawt sauna, and ask you to pour some more water on the coals. Oh, and grab that champagne bottle, will ya?

i know what i would say i would do, but the truth is just stand there, trying to pick my jaw up...

make up for every single moment in my life a naked woman hasn't been in front of me?
and I can keep that up for years, it takes years of sexual dedication and commitment to finally burn the memory of absence of a naked woman away. many years of going at it like teenagers. everywhere. all the time. at your parents house. under the trampoline. picnic rhymes with something sexual. you like the beach? I like their changerooms and clubhouses. some restaurants have unisex toilets y'know. I put the emphasis on pleasure in cruise. forget the mile high club, it's the climb to altitude club, the experiencing some turbulence club, the entering a landing cycle club, the in flight movie club. and I actually think you're supposed to have sex on the balcony at a resort. fyi there's a storage locker under the seats at public water centres. The blanket fort I make at music festivals isn't for drugs.

I do it because I care.

WHY... would you WASTE... a PERFECTLY GOOD... TRAMPOLINE like that?!?!!?!?!??!

I'll teach you how to wear clothes. .

I'll teach you how to take them off....

I might ask, are you from the future? The new Terminatrix?

Lol

can i watch?

I'd tie you up so you couldn't get away. You're in for the long haul.

That's the only way you can keep 'em in bed?